Dam Minecraft!

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Annabeth: Look I built a castle!
Annabeth: ARGH SPIDER KILL IT!
Percy: Why can't I breathe underwater?
Nico: STOP SHOOTING AT ME! I AM YOUR MASTER!
Hazel: How do I work this?
Frank: The weapons are easy... especially the bow!
Percy: eff you Frank!
Leo: WHY IS THE FIRE HURTING ME!!
Piper: *charmspeaks* nice monster... you don't wanna hurt me do yo----- NEVER MIND Argh!
Jason: I CAN FLY OVER THE CLIFF
Jason: *dies*
Piper: Noooooo Jason!
Jason: *respawns*
Reyna: Your Back? Dam...
Percy: *snickers*
Argo II & Camp Half-Blood: huh?
Percy, Thalia, Grover: hahahaha
Stars (Zoë): I still do not understand this m'lady!
Artemis and Olympians: We do not either!
Percy, Thalia, Grover: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Fandom: *rolling on the floor laughing too*

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