𝔻𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖 - 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕡𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

[masato's pickup lines]

shit i just realized i haven't been working on this.,, like at all

i have one more draft and than boof nothing more

11:07 pm

badumm: tomorrow, its just a week until hopes peak!

Minduwu and also insomniac: literally can't wait

not-attracted-to-le-women: she is having some kind of meltdown she is cleaning her room

Money Money Rich Rich: how do you know

not-attracted-to-le-women: we're on video call

we can add you if you want

Money Money Rich Rich: please do

Minduwu and also insomniac: done

badumm: okay

who's online

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: moi

rENZO IRUMAAH: moi

jigglypuff: me

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: bitch you broke the chain

jigglypuff: heheheheh

badumm: how y'all feeling

jigglypuff: y'know, a little dark, a little gloomy

rENZO IRUMAAH: why are you such an emo kid?

jigglypuff: why are you such boyfriend material, kid?

Akina is so hot i-: oop, there it is

oh, im online

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: done banging ryo yet?
Akina is so hot i-: no y'know, im texting you while im banging her

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: okay nice

jigglupuff: fucking multitasking

rENZO IRUMAH: you're fucking stupid

jigglypuff: i'd rather fuck you to be honest

Akina is so hot i-: Mika why can't we be like this

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: i'll try okay

do you have a pet insurance?

Akina is so hot i-: no...

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: you should get some because im gonna destroy your pussy

Akina is so hot i-: damn that ones good. we should do this more often

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: i fully agree

your turn

Akina is so hot i-: okay okay

Hey babe, are you a member of the Romanov family? Because there is an uprising in my lower class

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: oooo that ones good

rENZO IRUMAAH: nobody talking about the fact that they probably google them

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: n o p e

anway, anyone up for coming to my place and watch infinity war and endgame?

rENZO IRUMAAH: it's 11 pm

jigglypuff: on my way

Minduwu and also insomniac: retweet

Money Money Rich Rich: tony stark is on his way

rENZO IRUMAAH: who am i kidding im already on my bike

Akina is so hot i-: hey if i come can you do that pussy destroying thing? i got my pet insurance now

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: you don't even have to ask

Minduwu and also insomniac: setroying*

Akina is so hit i-: ahh yes obviously

badumm: i'm coming too

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: dude we're getting the band back togheter!

not-attracted-to-le-women: youre the one who sets the bar

im on mi way*

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: yay