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Warning: the following may contain things to sexy, stupid and weird for the human eye. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!—————————————————————————
Izuku: hello there ladies and gents. It's your boy skinny penis here and I'm gonna tell you this. Multiverse theory's a bitch. Now that's out of the way I'm not going with script.
Author: wait hold up you can't just-
Izuku points a gun to his head.
Author: you know what. Do what ever you want.
Izuku: can I have a harem?
Author: ummm sure, I guess.
Izuku: cool. Now back to the story.
The hero's in training are in the common room hanging out until they hear a loud noi-
???: GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!
After giving me a heart attack they all run outside and see some one roll out of the Bushes.

The hero's in training are in the common room hanging out until they hear a loud noi-???: GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!After giving me a heart attack they all run outside and see some one roll out of the Bushes

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Izuku: sorry a raccoon took my wallet.
Mina: ok but how did you get in?
Izuku: a ladder.
Iida: how did the raccoon get your wallet?
Izuku: there master thieves bro. Trust me.
Jirou: ok but we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
Izuku: alright. See you around.
Izuku was about to walk out until a mice came out of no where.
Nezu: hello there.
Izuku: general kenobi.
Nezu: huh? Any way I've been looking for you for awhile now.
Izuku: I guess I'm to sexy for my own good so what's up?
Nezu: would you like to join U.A?
Izuku: shit I'm down.
Nezu: alright then. See you tomorrow.
Girls thoughts: he's kinda hot.
Izuku: FUCK YEA I AM!
Author: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Izuku: *zoidberg noises.*

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