Izuku: I imagined this would be bigger.
Kaminari: I thought that to. By the way what's your quirk?
Izuku: simple. I'm technically immortal.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Bakugo: prove it.
Izuku pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head.
Izuku: see. And I can die of old age only and I can regenerate.
Everyone hears a knock on the door and all-might.
All-might: I AM HERE!
Izuku: BUNNY EARED SUPERMAN!? Shit. never mind, wrong universe.
All-might: wait what?
Izuku: nothing.
Aizawa: why are you two screaming.
Izuku: HOMELESS BATMAN!
Author: ok you need to stop.
Izuku: you cowards will never stop me. With each reference I grow stronger.
Izuku: so where do I sleep?
Aizawa: you will be sleeping in Momo's room.
Momo was blushing.
Izuku: cool.
Mineta: WHY DOES HE GET TO SLEEP IN HER ROOM.
Izuku: because I'm more sexier.
Girls: agreed.
Momo: follow me.
Izuku follows her to her room and lay in bed. Momo gets ready for bed and izuku is out like a light.
(Izuku's dream.)
Izuku was licking ice cream while riding a unicorn.
(The next morning.)
Izuku woke up and saw Momo hugging him like a teddy bear. Izuku just rolls with it.
Izuku: and yes I do give free hugs.
Izuku walks to the kitchen but sees something that horrifies him. Mineta simping.
Izuku: THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Izuku: YO I FOUND A SIMP IN THIS BITCH!
The boys burst through the door in F.B.I uniforms.
Bakugo: F.B.I OPEN UP!
(One shit show later.)
After that Mineta looks like someone slammed the door on there dick.
Author: wait I didn't- IZUKUUUU
Izuku: WORTH IT!
Izuku: well. Mission successful. Now. Who wants some pancakes?
YOU ARE READING
The great Deku pool
ActionHi you beautiful bastards Dekupool here and welcome to a world that will....do something. Just read it plz. I'll give you a cookie. And there's a lot of references and 4th wall breaking.
