Once upon a time, there was a sailor moon action figure. A big hairy man wanted that figure so badly, he scared away a toddler at a store. The scared toddler ran to his cousin who happened to be a sumo wrestler called the Potato Chip. The Potato Chip went over to the big hairy man. The big hairy man turned to face the sumo wrestler and with a fly swatter in hand, reached up, and quickly but forcefully smacked him and that flab of en eyebrow. The eyebrow rippled. He stayed like that for just a moment then, with the speed of light, ripped his shirt off to show his Rainbow Dash tattoo on his now jiggling stomach. They were in Walmart.
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Weeaboos In Walmart
HumorKei and Ezume's amazing adventure of finding Weeaboos in Walmart. Pilot (With some grammatical corrections) Original Story can be found on the WaspCracker account
