LOVER [CHRIS EVANS]²

FOUR

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘!

skeeter – goofy
chris – mickey
scott – donald

mickey
hello and goodafternoon my dearest siblings!!!! 

mickey sent a photo!

that's the rest of my life right there ^^ 

ain't she a beauty 😍 

donald
go cry over your fiancé to your castmates 

skeeter and i still haven't recovered from the last 5 voices messages about how you ranted about how she's so talented and how beautiful her minds works 

((which were facts btw))

goofy
yep they definitely made up and had a rodeo in the bedroom 

donald
how on earth do you know that, skeeter??

goofy
bambi has frickle frackle hair in the picture 

mickey
yeEHAW 🤠🤠

donald 
nut nut nuT NUT !! 

goofy
jerKING IT TO WHERE SHE'S TWERKING IT 

mickey 
oh my god our partners shouldn't EVER see this groupchat 

we're embarrassing and childish

donald 
bold of you to assume skeeter is going to GET a partner in this lifetime

goofy
hey,, let's talk about the wedding !!

and fuck you, scott 

donald 
I LOVE YOU TOO, SIS!!

but yeah when is it 

mickey
i honestly have no idea too neither does the mrs 

she just finished a tour and i'm still filming 

+ her mom's cancer sooOOOoo

honestly, i'm considering if we just eloped tbh 

donald 
hA 

that's funny 

ma is going to kill you 

goofy
i would prefer to elope too actually

it gives the couple a sense of intimacy and authenticity 

mickey
and there's less planning!!!! 

but honestly, bambi just LOVES to plan so i guess we'll settle on a small and intimate wedding somewhere quiet ??

goofy
ma told me the other day that she wanted to invite our old camp instructor to your wedding

mickey
sir dwight????

goofy
yep

mickey
nO

FUCK NO 

NAH

NOT GONNA HAPPEN 

goofy
that's what i said! 

mickey
that man said that dumbo wasn't even cute so NO 

donald
oh was that why you cried the whole way back home that one afternoon 

mickey
you betcha!! 

donald
so is bambi still kicking your ass at scrabble??

mickey 
yeah 😬

she's won 4/5 times 

goofy
ooof and you don't like loosing, christopher, don't ya 😏

mickey 
i let her win 

donald
true! love!! 

goofy
whipped!!! 

why don't you and bambi just elope on your three year anniversary 

i mean,, it is in like two days right

i'm sure the local courthouse is open 🤗

donald
oh my gOD if this plan pulls through i'm not part of it 

but i do support it tho 500%

just gonna be scared of ma's reaction AJKLJKLJKLJKDJDD 

mickey
just wanna get married REALLY 

hmMMMmm. . .maybe i'll suggest it 

marriage >>> wedding 

donald
we should add bambi here once you two get hitched

goofy
nO 

we can't let her see we're THIS immature and weird 

we're going to scare her off 

donald
hey she stuck with chris for almost two years right?? that's gotta count for something 🤪

mickey 
bold of you to assume bambi isn't as immature and weird as ME!!!! 

btw,,, our plans are to stay home the whole weekend and spend time with each other so don't bother coming over byEEEE