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Lmao hi yall it's me-

So this is not a real book, I made this book to share with u my weird dreams haha u thought I'll just be weirded out myself well u thought wrong I'm gonna drag u with me. You're welcome🙂🙃

So I had this dream couple of weeks ago so I was walking home from "work" I was living in an apartment with my "boyfriend" jaehyun... yup jaehyun is my boyfriend in this dream lolol-
So I opened the door and got inside it was very dark inside there wasn't any lights so I thought it was nothing and I went to my bedroom that's when I heard these "weird noises" I knew it was u know what-

I opened the door to find my boyfriend Jaehyun fucking a bitch I've never seen in my whole life I didn't even see her face it's like she doesn't have a face lmao and Jaehyun was like "oh it's not what u think it is" and blah blah blah.
If it's not what I think it is then what is it?? Your dick somehow just slipped in her pussy?? Tf??

So I got angry obviously and I for some reason had Kimchi in my hand so I... yup slapped him with it lmao.

I ran out of the house crying lmao I'm so stupid- I was running so fast then I looked back hoping he would at least chase after me but no. I didn't see Jaehyun I saw freaking PARK SEOJOON!! WTF?! Where did he come?? Idk but in the dream I was like "oH mY gOd" then he yelled for me to stop so I stopped... in the middle of the street🤦🏻‍♀️

I'm pretty sure u can see where this is going lmao

Then he was talking to me but I can't hear what he was saying then suddenly a car came and hit me lmao I think I died cuz that's where the dream ended.

The end.

I hate me-

And here's some memes cuz I wanted to