Spyro and the rest of the family were sitting on the dining table, and because of Spyro and Cynder's big sizes, they decided to just sit on their haunches on the floor. Spyro was staring at the food which was just a bunch of fried snails, he grabs one and chucks it into his mouth, crunching on the shell. Zee was staring at him like he was some sort of freak. Cynder took a sip of her drink and as soon as she was done with it, she immediately burped out loud and she covered her snout immediately embarrassed.
Cynder:(chuckles) excuse me
Spyro: better out than in, i always say
They both started laughing for a while, then saw that her parents were not laughing but staring awkwardly at them. Then out of nowhere Sparx came through the kitchen doors and greeted himself.
Sparx: hey guys and gals it's your boy Sparx, and I'm in the mood for food
When Zee saw him he thought he was a pest and grabbed his fly swatter and started swatting him.
King Zee: shoo mosquito shoo
Sparx:(dodging) hey, watch where you're swinging that thing
Cynder: dad it's okay he's with us, he helped save me from the monster
Sparx: yeah that's right, and I'm not a mosquito, hey waiter, how about a bowl for the bug huh?!
Spyro:(rolls his eyes) oh boy
The waiters then take the snails away and bring out a bowl of water that Spyro thought was soup, and he starts drinking it.
Cynder: um Spyro?
Spyro: wha oh sorry. Great soup Mrs. Cynder, mmm
Cynder: um no uh(dips her claws in the water)
Spyro then sees that everyone including Sparx is doing the same thing. Spyro scratches his neck awkwardly, and Jasmine decides to break the awkwardness.
Queen Jasmine: so Cynder, where do you and Spyro live?
Cynder: oh um, well, Spyro owns his own land, don't you sweetie?
Spyro: huh? Oh yeah, it's in an enchanted forest, abundant with rabbits, chipmunks, and cute little duckies—
Sparx: what? (Laughs) I know you're not talking about the cave Spyro
Spyro: Sparx!
King Zee: a dragon from a cave, oh how original
Queen Jasmine: we'll I'm sure that will be a perfect place to raise the kids
Cynder: mom!(blushes in embarrassment)
Spyro: what kids?
King Zee: your kids you idiot
Spyro was drinking water at that time and when he heard what Zee said he immediately spat out all the water he had in his mouth onto Zee. Spyro never really thought about having kids, let alone with Cynder, of course he wanted some with her but he wasn't ready.
Spyro: (stammering) it's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
King Zee: indeed, I just started eating
Queen Jasmine: Zee!
Spyro: (angrily)what is that supposed to mean?!
Cynder: dad it's fine
King Zee: well for his kind yes!!
Spyro: (angrily shouts)my kind?!
Sparx: I gotta go to the bathroom again
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Spyro/shrek 2
FanfictionYou have all been waiting for this moment and now it is finally here. After Spyro and Cynder got married and went on their honeymoon, Spyro thought his life was complete but now he has to go to the kingdom where Cynder was born to receive the blessi...