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Historians are really trying to tell people that Hamilton and Laurens were in a "romantic friendship" try again bitch they were boyfriends.
Like legit this definition is gay as fuck, maybe hugs and cuddles aren't too gay (still gay tho) but kisses mmmm theres no heterosexual explanation for that, sit down asshat.
Also they 100% fucked, read the letters bitch laurens knew Hamilton's dick size, come on down even try to pull this bullshit on me.
Here let me just:
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you. I shall only tell you that 'till you bade us Adieu, I hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you
You can't even tell me this man was straight, come on. It would be different if he just casually said I love you, like maybe then I would think he meant it as a friend but nO. He is out here cOnfessing his love, and he's also basically telling laurens he wants to show him how much he loves him, that's not something you'd say to a friend, is it? No, it's not dickwad, theyre fucking gay.
Indeed, my friend, it was not well done. You know the opinion I entertain of mankind, and how much it is my desire to preserve myself free from particular attachments, and to keep my happiness independent on the caprice of others. You sh⟨ould⟩ not have taken advantage of my sensibility to ste⟨al⟩ into my affections without my consent. But as you have done it and as we are generally indulgent to those we love, I shall not scruple to pardon the fraud you have committed, on condition that for my sake, if not for your own, you will always continue to merit the partiality, which you have so artfully instilled into ⟨me⟩.
BiTch, he is literally saying "hey, I didn't wanna catch feelings but I did so now I'm gonna love you, I'm kinda mad at you for making me fall in love with you but I'm still gonna love you." Like cOme on! You mean to tell me they weren't gay?. Nah, bitch, go sit in the corner, you're wrong.
That's the gayest part of that letter, Hamilton then asks Laurens to find him a wife which is kinda weird but in a later letter he refers to his marriage as a "cure".
In spite of Schuylers black eyes, I have still a part for the public and another for you; so your impatience to have me married is misplaced; a strange cure by the way, as if after matrimony I was to be less devoted than I am now
Um dude, he basically said "haha I still love you, it's funny you thought marrying would stop me from loving you, cos it didn't ahah." (I hope y'all don't mind my dumbass translations)
Back to the first letter tho, Hamilton tells laurens to draw a portrait of him for the LaDiEs. Also he calls him "my dear" um that's not heterosexual at all dude.
In drawing my picture, you will no doubt be civil to your friend; mind you do justice to the length of my nose and don't forget, that I ⟨– – – – –⟩.
The length of my nOse, okay yeah we all know he was talking about his cock. Also five words were cut off of there cos it was so godamn gay, so idk what that was about, I can only assume it was pretty raunchy considering hammy boi was just talking about his peen but what do I know?
He closes out that letter basically saying he doesn't even want a wife and just normal emo Hamilton shit.
Now we don't have many of the letters from Laurens, most of them were lost and possibly burned, by his family who didn't want people to know he was gay, but I do know laurens called Hamilton "my dear boy" which is pretty fucking gay on its own but he called his wife (who he married after he accidentally got her pregnant) "my dear girl" he also like abandoned his wife and kid after they got married cos he was most likely gay and didn't have any feelings for her, that's still kind of a shitty thing to do tho.
Laurens also didn't tell Hamilton he was married and Hamilton only found out after snooping through Johns letters so uuuuuh.
I could go on for hours but this is already longer than I wanted it to be so I'll talk to you later kiddos.
