Jersey Shore Season 4

S4 Ep 1: Going To Italia

[A/N: Reminder that any word italics is anyone speaking in Italian and unless it was in the show, other Italian phrases are from google translate.]

Nicole walks into a photography store and heads right up to the photographer telling him, "I'm going to Italy. So I need my picture taken." "Sure. For a passport?" He asked when Nicole nodded, "Yeah." He nods and leads her to the backdrop and got a case out for her to stand on, "There we go. Stand right in the middle." "Okay." Nicole said, stepping up onto the case as the photographer got behind his camera. They took the actual passport photo before Nicole did some extra poses for the camera.

{Nicole "Snooki": You know, Italy's, like, that big country. No, no. Europe is that big country! And then you have, like, Britain in there, and England, and Italy.}

Going to Johnston, Rhode Island Pauly is turning his records for his friends, "Cabs here in time." His friends nod to the beat when the beat went low saying, 'I taxi arrivato.' when Pauly exclaimed, "I taxi arrivato!" Making him and his friend burst out laughing.

{Pauly D: Yo, I'm going to Italy! Super excited! They need to know that I'm coming for them!}

Later Pauly is packing his suitcase when he heads into his bathroom and picks up and item before showing the camera, "The one thing I'm bringing, cause I got a big blowout, is the international plug. Just hope the rest of them bring it, cause they're not using mine." He places it in his suitcase before zipping it up.

{Pauly D: I'm freshly single so when I get to Italy, it's gonna be like an international panty raid. I'm going crazy.}

Pauly then headed to the local photography shop to his photo taken when he walks up to the photographer, "I need to get some passport photos, please." "Alright, right this way." the photographer said leading him over. Pauly walked over to the 'x' right in front of the camera as the worker got behind it. He got his camera set and asked, "Ready?" "Been ready." Pauly said before doing some poses before they took the actual photo. As the camera was flashing Pauly exclaims, "Passports are here! Oh, yeah!"

{Pauly D: I have a passport, regular license, international license. I'm ready to hit Italy.}

Heading over to New Egypt, New Jersey Deena is sitting around with her friend for one last dinner together before she leaves. She tells them, "I feel like an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike." "Yeah." Her friends said, agreeing with her when Dee says, "Wait, ciao is for 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'." "Yeah." One of her friend nods when another asked, "What about 'Thank you'?" "Gracias." Deena answers, confidently when her friend laughs, "That's Spanish!" Making everyone burst out laughing.

{Deena: *Sings* I'm so excited to go to Italy! I'm gonna do everything!}

The next day Deena heads out to get her photo taken when she great the worker, "I'm wanting my photo taken. I'm going to Italy." "Okay. Right this way." The photographer tells her before leading her over to his backdrop. As he got his camera set up she asked, "Do you like the boobs?" "Very nice." He chuckles before taking the photo. Deena them did other poses, including the Jersey turnpike, amusing the photographer before they got the actual passport photo. Once the photo was printed she took it and walks out of the shop, exclaims, "Italy, bitches!"

{Deena: In Italy, I'm expecting to bring a guy home, but I won't do sex. You know, maybe just, like, figure them out and then do sex later.}

Going to Staten Island, New York Vinny is going over his Italian in the mirror, "Bella. Tu bella." He looks over his language book before trying another phrase, "No, granate.. por favore. No, granate." He looked down at his book and laptop before looking back in the mirorr, "D.T.F come with me...perché I have a big...." He looks at his laptop to find the word he's looking for.