Amorra: Amon and Korra (Ally: eww, this is awful 0/10)
Baavira: Baatar Jr and Kuvira (Ally: This would have been really cute if Kuvira didn't try to kill him 6/10)
Baayin: Baatar Sr and Suyin: (Ally: This is sweet! They're married, have 5 kids and he loves her and she loves him! 10/10)
Boleska: Bolin and Eska: (Ally: This is pretty sweet but Eska is a little bit... controlling. 6/10)
Bolinger: Bolin and Ginger: (Ally: Ginger is bitch and only used Bolin for his fame. Bolin is way too good for her 1/10)
Bolya: Bolin and Kya (Ally: *gag* EWW WHAT THE HELL KYA IS MARRIED AND BOLIN IS A MINOR. LIKE THIS IS TERRIBLE. KYA IS GAY!!! GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!!! -48634862/10)
Borra: Bolin and Korra: (Ally: This would be sweet, but now they're both taken. Bolin is a bit too much like a brother for Korra though... I don't know 4/10)
Bosami: Bolin and Asami: (Ally: Big fat nope. Friends yes, lovers no way. 0/10)
Bozumi: Bolin and Izumi (BOLIN AND FIRE LORD IZUMI?! NO WAY! Izumi is already married and has a son, and the age gap is like 50 years. NO WAY -374628/10)
Irosami: General Iroh and Asami: (No, not really, they've only met once? No chemistry whatsoever. 0/10)
Jinoochy: Skoochy and Jinorah: (Have they even MET? Skoochy is a street kid, and Jinorah is an airbending master. Nah. 1/10)
Kaikki: Kai and Ikki: (Nah, Ikki never expressed interest for him and Kai's already taken 0/10)
Kainora: Kai and Jinorah: (Awww, yes, I love them together. They've saved each other so many times and they have this innocent pure love. Yes! 10/10)
Korwu: Korra and Wu: (No, Wu's probably gay, and Korra's VERY GAY. They just don't work together. 1/10)
Korrick: Korra and Varrik: (Uh... no. They've talked, what, once? Twice? I'm just going to say no. 0/10)
Korroh: Iroh and Korra (I mean they do have some past together, Korra saved his butt. But Iroh is almost 40, Korra's 17 when they met. So a bit old. 3/10)
Korrumi: Korra and Bumi: (Uh, no way. SERIOUSLY?! Like, isn't that technically incest?! Korra's past life was Bumi's dad. No, no, no NO! 0/10)
Linlin: Bolin and Lin: (I'm sorry, what? My mom and BOLIN?! Firstly the 30+ year age gap, Bolin and mom are both happily taken. Mope, that makes me CRINGE. 0/10)
Linumi: Lin and Bumi (I mean, could be worse. They grew up together, around the same age, both love to serve and protect. Eh, could be a lot worse. 5/10)
Makorra: Mako and Korra (Could have worked in the past, but now it's kind of a fleeting memory. They had pretty good chemistry and a strong bond, so not too bad. 6/10)
Makya: Mako and Kya (Eww. Just eww! THE AGE GAP, IT'S LIKE 40 YEARS, 20 I GET BUT 40?! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! Kya's already taken, thank you very much! -482/10)
Masami: Mako and Asami (Could have worked later, but then things went to shit and they don't have that same chemistry. Friends, yes, but not lovers. 4/10)
Mingko: Ming-Hua and Mako (Isn't she dead? Mako killed her and they hate each other's guts. No way. 0/10)
Mingzhan: Ming-Hua and Gahzan (Yeah, they work together, a waterbender and a lavabender. Polar opposites but they have some attraction to each other. 6/10)
Opai: Opal and Kai: (They haven't even talked as far as I know. Maybe once or twice in training, but they have no history together. 0/10)
Pemzin: Pema and Tenzin (I mean they are married and have 4 kids. They have a strong bond and have known each other for a really long time. It's sweet 9/10)
Pheer: P'Li and Zaheer (Both crazy people, but they have a strong bond and love. I mean they thought of each other for 13 years in prison. It's kinda sweet, but P'Li is... umm... dead. Rest in Peace. 8/10)
Raavaatu: Raava and Vaatu: (I mean, can spirits even have relationships? I don't know, and they hate each other's guts, tried to kill each other several times, and they've been fighting for 10,000 years. So... 5/10)
Senraq: Senna and Tonraq: (Korra's mom and dad! Oh they are so sweet and care about each other. It's cute really! 10/10)
Tenzorra: Tenzin and Korra: (Eww, eww, eww! ALSO INCEST IN A WAY! GROSS, Tenzin is like a father figure to Korra, not a LOVER! EWW! 0/10)
Tulo: Meelo and Tuyen: (They met... once I think? Never saw each other again? I mean, love at first sight and stuff? I don't know 4/10)
Varrisami: Varrick and Asami: (I mean they do have some history together, Varrick saved her company, they get along pretty well, both super smart. But he double-crossed her, and that kinda ended their relationship 4/10)
Waava: Wan and Raava: (Can spirits and humans have relationships? I mean they fused and are lifelong friends, but not a romantic thing. 5/10)
Wulin: Wu and Lin: (MOM AND WU?! NO WAY IN HECK! EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW! NO WAY! NOPE, NO THANKS! The 30+ age gap ALONE. NO MA'AM -4862863626382836/10)
Zhurrick: Zhu Li and Varrick (Aww! YES! They know each other really well and compliment each other nicely. So sweet, and their love is pure. 10/10)
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Legend of Korra Ships, from the POV of Ally Beifong (Lin's daughter)
Random**SPOILERS** **WARNING THIS IS TERRIBLE** Ally will be reacting to cursed and weird and terrible LOK ships. Like these are going to be TERRIBLE, AWFUL, GROSS, etc, so read at your own risk. SERIOUSLY AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! SOME WILL BE CANON BUT SOME W...