"YOU DUMBASS" chapter 8

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louis: HARRY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!!?!?

harry: whwAGYT?!

louis: SOBER UP AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.

harry: anhd wHAggt if ijh don fdvghbnjk?!!!:"?:>LKIJOU(*)_

louis: gosh, harry! come on!  i need you to be sober! i have to talk to you! im calling zayn! he's picking you up dumbass.

harry: WHHYyyyY caNt yOUS  picCKkdK mE qwuhd uP!!P>>!?@BoOOO bwEaR <#3$

louis: because!! thats going to be too suspicious to the public! ugh why am i even explaining this you- its not like you would actaully remember this in the morning.

harry: I kolJDIJ LObE yoU idiuOT

louis: i know harry, i know. im going to call zayn now.

harry: finehihl,kjabds,sbd 

*few mins later*

harry: WHATTTTTTTTtttttDT GYDQ

louis: WHAT HAPPEND?!

harry: i judsst remebweDefred WHYAGSUGDBSJBSJSBSBSLJBSBSB I lobE you

louis: oh my god haz youre gonna kill me one day.

harry: soRRRy :(

*the next day, around 2 pm*

louis: i slept on the couch last night, you reeked of alcohol, haz take a shower when you wake up , love lou xx

harry: lou, im so sorry! oh my lord.... 

louis: its fine haz, it was hilarious to be honest, IT JUST WASNT FUNNY WHEN YOU LITTERALLY SAID "BOO BEAR" and "DADDY RAIL ME" in the group chat! you're such a idiot harry! omg.

harry: im sorry lou! i was drunk! i didn't know anything! im so sorry oh my god!

louis: well, they know harry, liam, zayn, niall, they know, 'bout us. because of you!

harry: lou! how many more times do i have to say that im sorry!!!

louis: i dont know haz, until you actually fix the shit hole you conjured up!

harry: fine lou! ill try and fix it! calm down! 

louis: you better haz... or else you're not getting any of this tonight! *sends the pic below*

 or else you're not getting any of this tonight! *sends the pic below*

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harry: :((((( i love you lou, but sometimes you're mean :(

louis: and thats why you love me haz.

harry: <3


* in the 1D group chat *

harry: hey boys...

zayn: hey hazza

liam: HI HARRY ;)))

niall: harryyyyyyyy ;)

liam: so... hows boo bear? ;)

harry: he slept on the cou- OH SHUT UP LIAM YOU DUMBASS.

liam: HHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHhAAH

harry: omg i hate you leeyum

liam: -_____________-

niall: okay so, what did you wanna say harry???

zayn: yeah, get to the point hazza

harry: OKAY, so last night was very interesting for you all and me. it was my first incounter with... alcohol..

zayn: well thats self- explanitory . hahaha

harry: shut up zayn, let me finish.

zayn: fine gosh-

harry: anyways- i said something i shouldn't have, like.. um calling lou, boo bear.

liam: OH YOU  SHOULD HAVE SAID IT, you guys cant hide it! the interview where lou kept on staring at you, GOSH it was so cuteee! i ship you both, or um LARRY :D

harry: oh my god liam.

niall: its true harry, your connection with louis is so obvious, you guys need to learn how to hide it better if you dont want the public notice.

harry: yeah you're right- but its so hard...

louis: harry and i have disscused the situation, and its gonna be hard but we're gonna try as hard we can. but its obviously gonna be more noticeable in some interviews or on stage ...

harry: yeah

zayn: i feel bad that management is making you hide this! what kind of bullshit is that!

liam: we're gonna help you both as much as we can! if it gets awkward or too obvious we'll remind you and hide it.

harry: thanks guys, you're so supportive of us <3

louis: yeah, thanks you all, im so glad we found eachother the way we did!

zayn: of course you two!

liam: you two are the heart and soul of this band, :)

niall: i love you both as much as i love potatoes <3

louis: NIALL come on lad- seriously?! Hahahahhahaah 

liam: Nialler- come on! ahhahaha XDDD

harry: omg naill xD

zayn: oh niall niall nail XDD


OKAY THIS IS TH ELONGEST ONE IVE EVER WRITEN AND IT WAS SUPER FUN AHHAHAHA BYE GUYSSS!!! <3

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