I'm back from the dead and I need your help

Specific request

Someone send me the sans au x reader smut where every sans from every au bangs you. It traumatized me and now I want to traumatize my friends. I remember one line from it. "Just looking at it made my ass hurt" 2017 me was a freak and it's hard to believe that it's only been 3 years since I read that horrid smut. It was by far the worst piece of literature I have ever read. My Immortal looks like an amazing work if art in comparison. If you've been as unfortunate as to read this horrible, traumatizing thing, please comment the name of it so I can send it to my friends and traumatize them. If you're the author of said smut, I apologise for saying it was worse than My Immortal, that might have been an over statement but you did ruin all of 2017 for me.