I'm back from the dead and I need your help

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Comment the titles of the worst fan fiction you've ever read. I will read all of them and review the worst one. Make me have to mix holy water and bleach to cleanse my eyes. Ruin this year more than it's already been ruined, in fact, ruin my whole life. Kill my spirit and my body too while you're at it. I look forward to seeing your most disgusting pieces of writing. If you send me my own stories, fair enough it was absolutely horrible but just know that I will be reviewing those anyways so you will have wasted a suggestion.