Bts except yoongi: *eating the pizza happily but then it's the last slice*
Jin: I'm the oldest so obviously I'm getting it y'all can swerve
Hobi: ok well without me, you and jam monster over there would be worse dancers now
Jimin: I have the charms of a sponge cake so I obviously deserve it
V: *growls*
Jungkook: I'm telling on you guys if you don't give me that
RM: I deal with all of your shit.
BTS: fuck. your right. FINE YOU EAT IT
Yoongi: *rises from sleep* nO thAt PIzzA iS mINe~
BTS: HOLY SHIT HE'S AWAKE! YES SIR MIN YOONGI OUR ALMIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOR YOU MAY EAT ANYTHING SIRE.
