At Burger King.....
Forgetfulness: I would like two Whoppers, and a large vanilla milkshake.
BK Employee: *bored* Uh huh. $7.99, please.
Forgetfulness: *pays*
BK Employee: Here is your food.
Forgetfulness: I didn't get my milkshake.
BK Employee: It's in the bag, sir.
Forgetfulness: No, it's not.
BK Employee: Sir, I put your milkshake in the bag.
Forgetfulness: No, you didn't! I want my vanilla milkshake!
BK Employee: Sir, I already told you! Your milkshake is in the bag! I have other customers to serve!
Forgetfulness: Is this supposed to be a joke? Give me my milkshake!
Dana: F, come on! Just go! You already got your shake!
Forgetfulness: Dana, he didn't give me my milkshake!
BK Employee: It's an imaginary vanilla milkshake, sir!
Forgetfulness: I want a real one!
BK Employee: You already got your milkshake! Go!
Dana: F, come on! He gave you your imaginary vanilla milkshake! We have to go!
Forgetfulness: I can't believe this! *storms out of Burger King with his food and imaginary milkshake*
Dana: *sighs exasperated* He knows I have to be somewhere soon. *leaves BK*
This story was written on Friday, August 21st, 2020.
A/N Forgetfulness, he gave you your imaginary vanilla milkshake! Jeez! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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