Jon: *Screams*
Davis: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Nick: Should we do something?
Ashlie: No, I wanna see who wins.
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Jon: You consider me a friend?
Dawn: Sure, what else would I consider you?
Jon: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help?
Jon: The list is endless.
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Uni: Why can't trees give off something useful like wifi!?
Nick: So just fuck oxygen, right?
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Nick: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.
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Don: We need to talk about your maturity.
Jon: *standing on the couch with Ashlie, Nick, and Uni. Davis is facedown in the floor*
Jon: Those are bold words for someone standing on lava.
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Uni: Hey Don! Wanna play an extreme sport?
Don: I already am.
Uni: What is it?
Don: Living.
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Jon: *walks outside*
Rain: *starts pouring*
Jon: JOKES ON YOU, SKY! I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER!
Jon: *dramatically holds uno reverse card towards the sky*
Rain: Oh shit.
Jon: And that's why rain is going up instead of down.
Nick: What the—
Ashlie: *has been trying to fix the rain for the past hour* WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK!
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Davis: Sometimes brb means 'be ready bitch', so you have to be careful.
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Don: That's ridiculous! Richard doesn't have a crush on me!
Dashlie: Yes he does.
Ddawn: Yes he does.
Richard: Yes I do.
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Don: What's the most evil thing you've ever done?
Cory: Stealing, you?
Don: I was a murderous assassin. What about you?
Jon:
Jon: *nervously* uh, I once illegally downloaded the glee cover of somebody you love.
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Nick: Hey Jon, what's up?
Jon: I'm sitting in a pool of blood.
Nick: Is it your blood?
Jon: Yeah, I think so.
Nick: Do you know where it came from?
Jon: Probably the stab wound.
Nick: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!?
Jon: Oh yeah, definitely.
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Uni: I dare you to—
Nick: Jon isn't allowed to accept dares.
Uni: What?
Jon: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety".
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Jon: I'm gonna play a song for you.
Jon: It's called "my life so far".
Jon: *strums cord. Takes deep breath*
Jon: *SCREAMS*
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Uni: *skipping around in makeup and a dress*
Stranger: You know your not that cute.
Uni: I'm not? Oh honey-
Uni: *takes off glasses*
Uni: -you need these more than I do.
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-everybody's playing dodgeball-
Jon: *nails Ashlie in the head*
Everybody: *Freezes*
-3 hours later-
Nick: You can come down now. She's gone.
Jon: *sitting in the rafters* NO SHE ISN'T SHE'S JUST WAITING!
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Nick: My best friend must have a logical mind and-
Jon: *trips over a plant*
Nick: -I want that one.
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Ashlie: You don't want Jon to die-
Ashlie: -and I don't want Jon to die.
Ashlie: So we just have to make sure Jon doesn't want Jon to die.
Nick: Good plan, but have you met Jon?
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Uni: Has anyone seen Ashlie today?
Nick: Nope.
Jon: Nada, but I bet I can find her.
Jon: DOES ANYONE WANNA GO TO THE BOOKSTORE!
Ashlie: I do.
Davis: *falls off chair* When did you get here!!
Ashlie: Just now. I was summoned.
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Nick: *sneaks in through window at 2 am*
Ashlie: *turns on light* Where were you?
Nick: *panicked* With Jon?
Jon: *spins around in a chair* wanna try that again?
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Jon: *talking about his new friends he made at the mall*
Jon: And then they gave me this cool friendship symbol!
Nick: That's a gang symbol! You accidentally joined a gang!
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Ashlie: Hey Nick, where are you going?
Nick: Depends. When I die, Hell.
Nick: But right now I'm going to McDonalds.
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Uni: Imagine someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost over the years.
Dawn: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back....
Davis: Oh wow, My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Jon: My will to live! Haven't seen you in years.
Nick: I knew I lost my potential somewhere.
Ashlie: Mental stability, my old friend!
Uni:
Uni: Can you guys lighten up a little?
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Nick: *towards Jon* Can we not base our decisions on what happens in episodes of Scooby doo?
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-playing twister-
Ashlie: Jon, right hand red.
Jon: *ends up on top of Dawn*
Dawn: Ok, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Ashlie: Honestly I stopped spinning 15 turns ago. I'm surprised it took you this long to notice.
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That's all for now. Have a good day/night, bye!
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FanfictionAs it states. I always have story ideas, but never go through with them, so I decided to make a book of one shots, where I can also give story ideas that I have. Some chapters will have swearing and blood. Some will have fluff, but no smut. I take r...
