1. Don't take Luna "Loony" Lovegoods things.
2. Feel free to push Draco Malfoy down the stairs, but only if he is being a jerk. So basically most of the time.
3. If Ronald Weasley is being a pain, push him down the stairs.
4. Even if another House is going to win the house cup, if Harry Potter goes on an adventure Gryfindor is going to win the house cup.
4. Do not encourage the Weasley twins to prank people during exams.
5. Feel free to push Professor Snape down the stairs. No one likes him. No one.
6. Push Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest. Or hex her. Up to you. I don't care.
7. DO NOT LEAVE PEEVES ALONE WITH THE WEASLEY TWINS AND DUNGBOMBS. THAT IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA!
These rules have been okayed by Professor Dumbeldore.
These are just a few of the rules, more will come.
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