samoose came home to dinosaur.
"hey guess what i got a boyfriend noob" sandwich said.
"ok and? guess what? your mom is dead" dead retorted.
"we have the same mom, you twat"
"..."
"..."
"lol yea"
ssamantha left the room, and went upstairs to text his new beau.
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gabriella was eating skittles when his phone buzzed.
unknown number: oi wassup
555-6354: lol who dis
unknown number: sam :)
555-6354: how did you get my number tho????
salami: interrogated your mom
gay dude: noice
salami: kk goodnight
gay dude: kk
gabriel finished his skittles and cried and then went to bed.
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deadpool woke up to a knock at the front door. he stood up and made his way to the front door.
"yo, who dis?"
"it's better if you see for yourself," said a scottish voice.
"cool"
he opened the door to reveal a guy in a black suit. holding someone who was leaning against his shoulder.
dean, jaw dropped, finally gathering words, stuttered, "c-cas?"
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i forgot about this until someone reminded me about this. i felt like making another chapter because why not lol
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a tale of despair
FanfictionI can't go into much detail because spoilers. But I have started THE saddest fic destiel fic to exist. Twist and shout could never. Carry on. Go ahead read it. I dare you
