Clown.

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Why.  Are.  Clowns.  Popular?

I like the creepy aesthetic but please, don't fuck the clown. They will use you as decoration.

So...uh...Who Will Use You As Decor If You Say UwU To Their Face Again

Aries- Captain Spaulding

Taurus- Laughing Jack... /They're used to it now, I assume./

Gemini- Stitches The Maniacal Clown

Cancer- The...Joker...?

Leo- Twisty

Virgo- "Violator" /With a name like that... you're screwed./

Libra- Art The Clown

Scorpio- PENNYFUCKINGWISE BITCH-

Sagittarius- WHY THE FUCK IS SIDESHOW BOB HER- oh.

Capricorn- Those outer space clowns...

Aquarius- Wasco

Pisces- Jack-in-Box Clown

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