Why. Are. Clowns. Popular?
I like the creepy aesthetic but please, don't fuck the clown. They will use you as decoration.
So...uh...Who Will Use You As Decor If You Say UwU To Their Face Again
Aries- Captain Spaulding
Taurus- Laughing Jack... /They're used to it now, I assume./
Gemini- Stitches The Maniacal Clown
Cancer- The...Joker...?
Leo- Twisty
Virgo- "Violator" /With a name like that... you're screwed./
Libra- Art The Clown
Scorpio- PENNYFUCKINGWISE BITCH-
Sagittarius- WHY THE FUCK IS SIDESHOW BOB HER- oh.
Capricorn- Those outer space clowns...
Aquarius- Wasco
Pisces- Jack-in-Box Clown
YOU ARE READING
Horror Zodiac
HorrorWell... here we are again. Have a go at it, I guess. //SENSITIVE TOPICS WARNING//