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littlegremlin: ok Ben tell your little brother how you got Klaus to call himself a hoe
bennybear: he wouldn't stop asking me what the word meant
lesbean: so?
bennybear: I told him that it meant Honestly Over Everything
rumorchick: then what happened?
bennybear: well then he walked into every store at the mall screaming
jfklover: screaming what?
highestofgays: IM A HOE
daddyissues: uhhh
littlegremlin: so that's why people were looking at Klaus, Ben and I weird
bennybear: but that's not all he did
daddyissues: whats that I smell?
rumorchick: TEA!
lesbean: SPILL THE TEA SIS!
daddyissues: what no? My noodles are on fire
jfklover: how do you set noodles on fire
littlegremlin: anyways continue
highestofgays: DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ELSE BENNY!
bennybear: klaus jumped on the counter and started twerking while singing I'm a hoe over and over and over again
daddyissues: five where were you during all this?
jfklover: doesn't really matter, Five wouldn't have done much
rumorchick: five actually probably would just encourage it
littlegremlin: I was getting Crocs for Klaus, Ben and I!!
highestofgays: I did make some money tho
lesbean: how?
bennybear: umm well, while Klaus was on the counter twerking and singing he's a hoe...
bennybear: a few people were throwing some 10s and 20s at him
rumorchick: what store did this happen at?
bennybear: actually it wasn't really a store
highestofgays: Starbucks, it happened at Starbucks
daddyissues:
jfklover:
rumorchick:
littlegremlin: nice work Ben
bennybear: 😊
lesbean: don't encourage him five
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FanfictionJust a group of crackheads being dysfunctional! I will say when it's completed :) Finally gathered my courage to write this! Sorry if it sucks. Relationships Luther: For Luther I'm just gonna have him try out some online dating to make it more fun...
