TeAm ZeRo
littlegremlin: does anyone have a tie I can barrow
jfklover: nope
daddyissues: you live with Klaus and Ben
daddyissue: ask one of them
littlegremlin: Klaus has some weird looking ties
highestofgays: no they are not!
bennybear: my favorite is the waffle tie
lesbean: Klaus has a waffle tie!
rumorchick: impressive
rumorchick: what about Ben, Five?
littlegremlin: Ben doesn't have one just hoodies
bennybear: I do love my hoodies
daddyissues: Five dont you have one?
littlegremlin: yes but...
jfklover: but what?
rumorchick: did you kill someone with it?
highestofgays: don't be stupid Allison, it's not who he killed
lesbean: it's how many people he killed
bennybear: true, he would never kill more then one person
littlegremlin: yeah what they said but I didn't kill anyone
littlegremlin: my tie got taken
jfklover: what happened?
littlegremlin: a guy and some of his friends tried to jump me
daddyissues: are they dead?
littlegremlin: no
jfklover: good, I'll kill them myself
highestofgays: where they at?
littlegremlin: Patch took them in
bennybear: did they touch you?
littlegremlin:
daddyissues: ok Diego come and get Klaus, Ben and I
jfklover: already on my way
rumorchick: should we do something?
lesbean: nah it'll be good for them
rumorchick: I guess they can kick in some Quality "bro time"
highestofgays: dont worry Fivey your big brothers will make sure no one messes with you again
bennybear: yeah! No one touches our little brother!
jfklover: Luther and I are here
daddyissues: Five your coming to so you can show us who they are
littlegremlin: ok
lesbean: ugh men
rumorchick: *boys
lesbean: we should all do an Escape room when they get back
rumorchick: I'm down
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FanfictionJust a group of crackheads being dysfunctional! I will say when it's completed :) Finally gathered my courage to write this! Sorry if it sucks. Relationships Luther: For Luther I'm just gonna have him try out some online dating to make it more fun...
