random stranger: how did you get my number?
bokuto: oh I just changed the last number of my phone number
ㅡ Miko.
mostly fluffy, a little angst
side ships: kuroken and tsukkiyama
Bokuto-san: Hey pretty stranger! How was your day? :D
You: Okay ig And stop calling me pretty
Bokuto-san: But I just know you're a beauty （◞‸◟） OH BY THE WAY I just a learned a very INTERESTING animal fact in biology class Did you know pretty stranger Elephants CANT JUMP WJOWDBDLWO WHYYYYYY ( ≧Д≦)
You: An elephant is simply too heavy to lift itself off the ground If it could, it would most certainly drop down in the matter of seconds
Bokuto-san:
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hOW DID U KNOW TAHT!????? EVEN MY TEACHER DIDNTN SYA ANYTJNGSEDLOD
You: Why are you getting so worked up? And thinking logically, it's very understandable, Bokuto-san
Bokuto-san: WPZJSOSJDJ YOU SAUD MY NAME AGAINEODP WAIT I DUNNO YOUR NAME GIMME YOUR NAME ƪ('▿▿▿▿'ƪ)
You: Keiji Akaashi Keiji
Bokuto-san: .... Well that was easy (人◕ω◕)
You: You asked for it
Bokuto-san: Yea but like didnt expect you to just willingly give it like that Arent you afraid that I'm a 50 yo pedophile or sumn?
You: First of all, you already said you go to school Second, I should be the one worried here Judging by the way you type, you seem like a five year old
Bokuto-san:
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I AM N O T A FIVE YEAR OLD WOXAPQJKJRFOX IM 18 AND IS LEGALLY SURFING THE INTERNET TYVM AKAASHI
