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CHAPTER THIRTY EIGHT. didn't we almost have it all? season three, episode twenty five.
"I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HATE THIS PARTY THING, BUT IT'S KIND OF GREAT," CRISTINA SAID, TAKING A SIP OF HER TEQUILA.She pointed to Meredith, who Cassie was wrapping in a toilet paper wedding dress. "Can we set her on fire after?"
"Yes, I love arson!" Cassie cheered, putting a toilet paper veil on Meredith's head.
"No, we cannot," Meredith shook her head with a smile.
"Okay, these wedding vows are not all gonna fit on here," Callie grumbled, writing on Cristina's hand.
"Okay, then write smaller."
"Be still, please. Vow just became cow."
Izzie waved them off. "You don't need vows on your hand. When you get up there, just speak from the heart."
"Uh, Izzie, the heart is an organ," Cristina scoffed. "It pumps, it circulates blood, it gets clogged from time to time. It does not, however, speak. It doesn't have tiny little lips on it."
Cassie giggled to herself, picturing a heart with lips on it in her head. "Ha, can you imagine?"
Izzie rolled her eyes. "Well, you're all glass totally empty."
Cristina sighed. "I'm going to like being married. It's the wedding part that's ridiculous."
Everyone's pagers went off except Cristina's.
"Oh!" Izzie exclaimed.
Cassie pouted. "Party's over."
"Damn."
"Hey, mine didn't go off. Piece of crap," Cristina groaned, as Izzie and Callie left and Cassie stuck around to help Meredith out of the makeshift dress.
"You can do this, right?" Meredith asked.
"Become a piece of chattel?" Cristina shrugged. "Sure. Looking forward to it."
"No matter what, you're walking down that aisle today," Cassie drunkenly pointed at her, somehow getting tangled in the toilet paper along with Meredith. "We need you to go down that aisle."
"Is the toilet paper cutting off your circulation?"
Meredith shook her head. "You, marrying Burke, it's a sign. It's a sign that people like us can do this. Be healthy, be happy."
