Ask or dare any members of the Hamilton-squad including but not limited to Alex, John, The Schuyler Sisters, Washington, or even Alex's sister Allie.
Ships include Lams, Mullete, Burrdosia, Pheacker, Jeffmads, Leebury and Maria times Allie.
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James R: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!
Maria: Cuz' you're an asshole. Now come down so I can hit you with a frying pan.
James R.: An enticing offer but no thank you
Author: *snaps and the refrigerator disappears*
Maria: Thank you!
James R.: Please, you don't have to do this.
Maria: Oh I know. I want to. *clocks James over the head with the pan*
James R.: *Keels over*
Maria: I committed a murder
Allie: That's a felony and can get you anything from life in prison to the death penalty.
Maria: You want to help dispose of the body don't you?
Allie: I don't want you to go to jail.
Maria: Alright, Wednesday Adams.
Allie: Okay Jack the Ripper.
Maria: So are we using acid or just like, hiding the body?
Allie: We're using caustic soda, otherwise known as sodium peroxide. Acid is hard to obtain legally as it is used in bombs and caustic soda just works better.
Maria: Are you immune to cyanide because I'm pretty sure you're a part of the Adams family.
Allie: No, I just like Reddit video compilations (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzOF3LYniMA)
Alex: Also our cousin committed several murders.
Maria: What?!
Alex: You heard me.
Maria: Wait which cousin?
Allie: The one we lived with for a little bit before moving here.
Maria: And you guys knew?!
Alex: Yes but we didn't tell him we knew. And since we were only like eleven and nine at the time we got off scot-free.
Maria: Are you saying you participated in the murders?!
Allie: Ew no! He was kind of like that mom in yandere simulator. He taught us about these things in what he thought was a subtle way but wasn't really.
Alex: Besides you just killed James (R) so you'd be a hypocrite to judge us.
Maria: Touche.
Author: I mean, I'll probably revive him. The readers want to see him die again.
Alex: Who the fuck are you?
Allie: Wait if you can revive him does that mean you revive other people?
Author: *shrugs*
Alex: I'm confused why there's this stranger in our home!
Allie: Shush. Anyways what about the dead? Can you bring them back?
Author: I mean, probably.
Alex: Wait Allie you don't mean--
Allie: What if I do?
Alex: ...
Maria: Who are you talking about?
Allie: ...
Alex: ...
Eliza: Bye everyone! Thank you for the asks/dares! Make sure to send in more!
Maria: Wait no answer my question!
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That's it for those dares! Thank you for sending them! There should be another chapter out soon (hopefully today) and thank you for 80 reads and 16 upvotes! You're all amazing and thank you for supporting this book!
