Ur waiting for the bus at the bus stop. Ur scared because its the first day of school oh no.
The bus comes and u get on. But the whole bus is hella full, and the only spot u can sit is next to a boy that looks like potato. U sit down next to him, he stops playing clash of clans and looks at u.
"Damn shawty." He says.
Ur heart pounds. "What a hot potato." u think. U get hungry and accidentally take a bite on his face. He stops playing clash of clans.
"Kinky." He says.
He bites u back. Then u kiss. Then u arrive at school.
U r then bullied for 2 weeks after that.
The end.
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written by Daire, that one straight gay bitch boy 🥰
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