(Ethan walks out of his bedroom)
Ethan: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is a good day to be not dead!
Mooshy: *POW!* You are dead!
Ethan: I am dead!
Mooshy: *Chuckling, while Sleepy is doing the conga towards the scene* (Mooshy says aw, man” as Sleepy gets close.)
Sleepy: Oh! Ethan is dead!
Ethan: Yes. I am dead!
Sleepy: Why is Ethan dead?!
Mooshy: *Shrugs* I dunno.
Ethan: I think it was-
Mooshy & Sleepy: Shhh, you are dead!
Ethan: Ok.
(Cookie enters scene jumping through the window)
Cookie: What's up, you Metas?! Who’s up for a game of- AH! What the- heck just happened?!
Mooshy & Sleepy: Ethan is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Cookie: Ethan is dead!
Sleepy: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Sleepy: So, did you see the murderer?
Mooshy and Cookie: Nah, sorry dude.
2 / 5
Sleepy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Mooshy and Cookie applause)
Cookie: Ah, well that's nice.
Mooshy: I am super proud
(Thane appears in scene)
Thane: hol uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
(Thane rushes to dead Ethan)
Thane: Ethan is dead!
Sleepy: We know!
Thane: Who killed him?!
Sleepy: We don’t know!
Thane: I will find clues!
(Thane searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Thane: What's that? *Grabs telescope* A weapon?! That thing is why Ethan is dead!
Mooshy, Cookie, and Sleepy: Ethan is dead?!
Thane: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Mooshy, Cookie, and Sleepy: *All shocked*
(Intense background stops, showing the Mooshy, Cookie, and Sleepy standing in front of a green screen)
Fungi: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes through the wall)
3 / 5
Fungi: *Exits out of Ambulance*Out of the way!, Out. Of the way I said! *Pushes Mooshy, Cookie, and Sleepy away from Ethan * Move now! *Gives Ethan Drink *
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Ethan)
Ethan: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hel- *Explodes* Oof.
Fungi: In my medical opinion, Ethan is dead!
(Camera rotates to Cookie)
Cookie: Fungi, what happened?
Fungi: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) Ethan was killed!
Ethan:*Puts his hand up* Actually I was kno-
Everyone else: shhhh! You are dead!
(Ethan backs away as the intense background stops)
Mooshy, Cookie, and Spy: *Panicking*
Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Sleepy: Well, now what?
(Jenny and Medli enter by kicking the door down)
Jenny: coglione di puttana madre stronzo
Medli: Boom!
Sleepy: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Medli says boom*
Medli: Look at this! Ethan is freaking dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm…
Sleepy: Yes, yes, Medli.
4 / 5
Medli: Yea?
Sleepy: Go home!
(Medli’s motor scooter appears out front.)
Medli: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Scooter drives off)
Sleepy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Ethan: *Poking at his unconcious body* I think Ethan is dead.
Mooshy, Cookie, Sleepy, and Medic: Ethan is dead?!
Ethan: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Ethan?!
(Camera shows on PJ drinking Pepsi)
PJ: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me!
Mooshy, Cookie, Sleepy, and Ethan: *Shocked*
PJ: Yes! *Can of Pepsi slides up PJ’s body and PJ eats the bottle* I did it like this: *Takes out a Baseball bat and hits Cookie on the head*Bang! *PJ flies off from force of hit*
Cookie: ow
PJ: Woop dee doo!
Mooshy, Sleepy, and Ethan: *Are terrified seeing Cookie’s unconscious body*
PJ: *Burps* That’s a joke, guys.
Mooshy, Sleepy, and Ethan: *Starts laughing like crazy*
PJ: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Mooshy * Him!
Mooshy: *Shocked* How did you know?!
5 / 5
PJ: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Mooshy, as the PJ keeps drinking faster)
PJ: *Falls on ground* Oh, ok.
Mooshy: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me!
Sleepy: You monster!
Ethan: But whyyyyy?
Mooshy: Cause you’re fat. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Ethan: Mooshy, stop. You’re being Mean!
Mooshy and Ethan: *Arguing*
Sleepy: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Mooshy: Ethan, take a chill pill! You are dead.
Ethan: No u, POW! Haha.
(Someone in the background says: MAGIC. Mooshy falls on floor)
Ethan: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Sleepy: Well that was idiotic. Off to play smash bros! * Sleepy Does a flip out of the window* Watch and lea- * Glass breakes*
Ethan: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
Kreeper: *Was sitting on the couch the whole time* What just happened
[END]
