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[Yashiro texing Hanako]

H:tell them to fuck off

Y:they are 12

H:tell them to heck off 

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girl 1:ughh! WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY PIMPLES AND ACNE?!

Teru:what's that thing?acne? i just breath air :)

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Yashiro: (learning inglish) Hanako,whats friends with benefits?

Hanako:....a very special type of friends......

Yashiro: like us??

Hanako: *chokes*

Kou:         :0

Mitsuba:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES DAIKON YES!

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(warning:contains stuff of TeruAkane ship if you dont like it,fell free to skip it ;)

Akane:My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him,what should i do?

Mitsuba: Punch him on the stomach,when he leans down in pain,kiss him.

Kou:tackle him.

Nene:climb him,then kiss him.

Aoi:dump him.

Tsuchigomori:eat him

everyone: w-what?

Teru:NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN,SENSEI WHAT?!

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( in the future)

Mitsuba:i hate my last name.

Kou:why?

Mitsuba:because its not your last name ;)

Kou:

Mitsuba: 

Kou:Sousuke, your last name is Minamoto as well-

[me: *screams in mitsukou*]

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Teru: here Kou,nice hot cup of coffee!

Kou:its cold.

Teru:nice cup of coffee!

Kou:It's Horrible!

teru:cup of coffee!

Kou:im not even sure it is coffee...

Teru: cup.

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(meanwhile at the Minamotos....)

Teru:Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Kou:Tiara felt unsafe!

Teru:now i feel unsafe!

Kou:im sorry..

Kou:......would you like a knife?

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