Oregon: EVERYONE SAY SAUSAGE, KEEP IT GOING! EGGS BACON GRITS
Everyone: Sausage!
Minnesota: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the
Everyone: Sausage!
Maine: I gotta fat ass but I still take the
Everyone: Sausage!
Utah: Gotta flat ass but I still take a (The spinner did Utah dirty. Lol)
Everyone: Sausage!
Iowa: Gained a bit of weight but I still eat the (Sorry, this is how I heard it ;-;)
Everyone: Sausage!
Nevada: I'mma redhead and I still eat
Everyone: Sausage!
Texas: *banging on his drum* I'mma gay boyo but I still take the
Everyone: Sausage!
Florida: White girls, fly girls, take yo man's
Everyone: Sausage!
Michigan: Hunnnnnnnnnnnnngh
Everyone: Sausage!
South Carolina: I'm white and I'm thicc but ya know I get the
Everyone: Sausage!
Montana: Yeah I read books but they all go
Everyone: SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE S-S-SAUSAGE!
Rhode Island: *looking extremely confused and concerned* I like girls, can I still take a sausage? *pointing to the sausage plate*
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Delaware: *coming out of his room* America leaves for 5 minutes, and this happens?
Oregon: Yep!
:P
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