Indian Bhai ka Korean Bro (Hiatus And Under Editing For A Better Read)

Sisters Or Frenemies?!

Iss ghar mein sab kuch kushal mangal hai. But then again....

??? :  Eli re eli kaisi hai paheli, aisa waisa kuch kyun hota hai baheli... Teri need ki dawaiyan... Teri neend ki dawaiyan.... papa ne le li...

??? : abe yaar haad hai... Kaisa gana hai yeh? Yeh gaana hai? Gane ko change karke kya ki hai tu.... Chotu...

??? : tereko kya? Uth varna yeh mera... Tera headphone..

??? : Siya ki bacchi... Rukh... Idhar a tu...

Siya : papa.... Didi piche padi hai..

Dad : kya hua subha subha dono kyun jhagar rahe ho...?

Adah : subha subha gadhe jaisi awaz mein gaana gayegi toh yahi hoga na...

Siya : tu kumbhkarniya neend mein rahegi toh mujhe vura lagta hai... Moti ho rahi hai...

Adah: Dad.... Haad hai yaar...

Siya : hayle meri moto...

Adah: dad... Isse samhalo varna iski...

Mummy : chup! Subha hui nahi aur in dono ki chapar chapar shuru ho gayi.... Haath muh dho kar a... Fir kal se naya ghar, naya college....

Siya : asie kah rehi ho ki shaadi ho rahi hai humari...

Mummy : tum dono ki? Tumhe pyaar ho jaye wahi badi baat hogi... Tum dono ko toh koi muh na lade....

Dad : achha kal tum dono ko Jamwal ji ke waha rehna jana hai...

Siya : hmm... Toh?

Dad : packing ho gayi?

Adah : nahi!

Siya : haan...

Adah : kab ki tu?

Siya : aajhi... Subha....

Adah : huh?! Ab kya karegi?

Siya : bahar jaungi.... Mera sneaker faat gaya hai... Naya lena hai...

Mummy : tera dad crorepati hai... Tu fir bhi purani cheezein pehenti hai .... Normal clothes pehanti hai... Kyun?

Siya : mummy yaar... Money is not everything... Chalo... Dad... Bye...

Mummy : isska kya hoga..?

Adah : yeh mano ya na mano.... Ladki sabse alag hai...

Mummy : hmm... Pith peeche achhi baatein... Kyun re...?

Adah : saamne nahi karni chahiye... Sir pe char jayegi...

Dad : pack karlo... Tumko kal drop karunga... College ke baad.. Pick up karunga aur drop karunga... Baas uske baad iss ghar mein sab ayenge... Umm sorry aaj ayenge...

Adah : kya? Kon?!

Mummy : hum dono ki family matlab humare bhai behen...

Adah : pehle bolna tha na... Rukiye.. *on phone * oi... Kidher hai.. Oh.. Rukh... Main bhi aayi... Aake batati hu... Ok?...hmm...thik hai.. Baas 10 minute de... Hmm... Bye...  * cut phone * achha mummy bye... Main toh chali...

She left the house running.

Mummy : dono ke fono rehte kyun nahi hai?

Dad : mujhe kya pata?

On road

Siya : ab bata kya hua hai?

Adah : ghar mein har log ayenge...

Siya : kya? Kyun bhai?

Adah : paglane ke liye...

Siya :chal chor.... Tujhe kuch lena hai?