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-There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

- phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets

-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

-It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.

-Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument

-The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.

-Bean bags are just boneless sofas

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