Cheesy Jokes

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Have you all watched "Caroling In The Downpour"?

Duncan: I Have, and I need an umbrella now, because that made me rain out

Courtney: 🙄 that sucked. 

Duncan: you never see Owls being to amorous in the rain. it's too wet to woo

Courtney: That sucked too.

Duncan: Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry

Courtney: STOP WITH THE RAIN PUNS

Sierra: What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.

Raina: A friend of mine did his pilot's exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.

Alejandro: Where's the best place to store your rain? In a cloud bank.

Courtney: STAHP 😭

Duncan: Okay 😘

Courtney: EWWW 🤢 

Heather: I SECOND THAT

Alejandro: Are you a magician, Mi amour? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Heather: I can top that, ale-Blah-dro. Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

Alejandro: Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Heather: Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Alejandro: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?

Heather: Ok!

Zoey: AWWWWW

Have you all ever watched "Before Sunset"?

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This chapter was really short. Sorry, I want to make private chats and make them really short like in my Gwent book as if they were texting after all stars ending chapter.






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