I'll sing a song today
It's called "the love song"
Lol it's a real song and I don't know the song title... I just changed it up here :p and I remember singing it for something in school but that's not relevant lets get to the fucking song
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L - for the living hell everyone gives to me
O - for how ordinary I don't really seem
V - for very very, fucking annoying
And
E - for everyone to shut the fuck up and homies hmu
That's love
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I'll sing another song~~~
Yo
Fo' all dem 5sosers out there (yes I said that on purpose I'm sorry)
I'm Abigail B
Here we go
Yo
Yo
I hate your dumb tattoo
I wish you'd fly to the moon
Where there are no girls to use or screw over
I'm laughing 'cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don't even though you try hard
You try hardI bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you
Ohhh
And I bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
And all that I wanna say is
You really suckI hate the scar above your eye
It looks like you're on drugs
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you're not a catch
You're just a dumbass
Bleaching your hair
Well, I hope it all falls out
And it falls outI bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you
Ohhh
And I bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
And all that I wanna say is
You really suckOh, and thanks for telling all your lies
'Cause now I realize
I'd rather date a rock
Oh, and thanks for the tickets to your show
I just wanted you to know
All your band mates are hotter than youI bet you're gonna hear this song and say
"Oh my god she's so obsessed with me dude"
But noAnd I bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl
Every time you call me when you're drunk
I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you
But no
And I bet you didn't know I talked to all the girls
That you were with when you were with me
And they said
You really suckYo
Yo
Yo
Fizzle my hizzle
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K that was a joke I hate myself for doing that
Fo-swizzle out. PEACE
YOU ARE READING
This is not a story
Randomcringy book i used to write in around 7th/8th grade kill me