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An "adventure" (oneshot) {repost}

So I went out into the world the other day with my mother along with my step brother.
This is inspired by our "adventure"

This is an AU in a way... it's just Minecraft crosses with the real world, and it's still their Minecraft personas

Enjoy...

Tangos POV:

I walked outside of my house to see Impulse happily sitting in his car on the drive way.
I got in the backseat as I'm shorter, and we were about to pick up Zedaph.

"Don't you need a booster seat?" Impulse teased.

"yEaH i NeEd A bOoStEr SeAt BeCaUsE iM lIkE 5 yEaRs OlD." I joked.

He just smirked and we drove the one block to Zedaph's place.

"Ok go get Zed." Impulse said somehow very sweetly.

"RrEeeeeeE!" I screeched before exiting the car.

"ZEDDDDDDDDDDDDD lets go! Ain't got all day!" I shouted as I barged into his house, I didn't bother knocking as he's given me a key.

"Alright I'm coming, I'm coming... no need to be so loud. Geez"
"Wait Tango, if we are going on a small road trip, shouldn't you be in a booster seat?" He snickered.

I could see impulse laughing in in the car.

"Sure Zed! I should be in a damn booster seat shouldn't I." I should not have said that.... because what Zed does next if is open his garage and grabs an actual booster seat. Like ones that toddlers use with the backs and full over the shoulder restraints and the one that goes between the legs.
Yep one of those, only this one seemed to be slightly larger....

"Glad it's settled then." He smirked.

"I'm not sitting in that."

"Too Bad you already said and I quote 'I should be in a damn booster seat shouldn't I' " he smirked.

He grabbed it and actually put it in the car... meanwhile I'm just standing pissed off about the whole ordeal.

But what I wasn't expecting was for him to physically pick me up and bring me to the car.

"Zed no! Put me down!" I tried kicking my way out like cat who's been picked up against its will.

Curse my slightly shorter size.

He.

Placed.

Me.

In.

The.

Booster.

Seat.

And.

Buckled.

It.

Up.

With.

A.

Pad.

Lock.

Impulse was laughing so hard he was crying.

"I hate you both so much right now."

"You love us, and there's no denying it," Zed chuckled.

"Alright you've had your fun, now let me out of this stupid thing before I slit both of your throats."

Before I could do anything, impulse was already driving down the road.

I gave them a death glare for maybe 15 minutes before I joined in their conversation, about things they did in Highschool.

"Sadly I managed to fail maths more than once..." Zed muttered.

"Zed we all struggled with math at one point or another." I pointed out.
"Personally I failed English... not a fan of writing essays and I would have much more rather burnificate every essay  we had to write."

"And that's why you failed English. What stupid things did you guys do outside of school." Impulse asked.
"The stupidest thing I did in Highschool was when my friends and I we broke into lake owned by the local summer day camp at 3am, brought a canoe up the water slide and went down the water slide while in said canoe."

"Wait-Wait-Wait you have literally never told us this!" Zed

"Eh don't worry about it." He was shrugging it off just like this.

"IMPY!?"
"We must know what happened, you can't just say something like this and not go into further detail!" I accused.

"Eh we were fine, we managed to run and hide before the cops came." He said this sooo casually.

"You. Had. The. Cops. Called. On. You!?" Both Zed and I stuttered.

"Ok Tango You're one to talk! Last I checked you've had the cops called on you more than once." Impulse countered.

"Touché"

"Hey Zed didn't you tell us once that you were once emotionally attached to a sheep or something and refused to eat Easter dinner because you thought they were eating your sheep?" I asked.

"Yeahhhhh.... I was like 5 okay! So Shut the fuck up." Zed pouted playfully.

"I may have taken a wrong turn... and we are about to go over the one bridge you both hate... you know the one that's 180 feet tall. Yeah that one." Impulse said urgently.

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!" I started muttering.

"Well take the next exit that's for a rest stop and turn around you idiot!" Zed suggested.

"I should have not said anything and instead let you two Imbeciles figure it out once we were at the top." Impulse smirked.

"And allow us to have panic attacks!" Zed shouted.

A few minutes later. Impulse spoke again.

"Oh shit!"

"What is it?." Zed and I asked.

"We're supposed to be driving north! I took the wrong fuckin exit again! And are driving south!"

"YOU FOOL! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON! HAVE YOU NO IDEA HOW TO DRIVE!" I snickered.

"TANGO ONCE AGAIN YOURE ONE TO TALK!!!" Impulse combated.

"we're such a mess... at this rate we could drive five feet out of our neighborhood and get lost..." Zed facepalmed.

Overall we had a fun time, but I will be getting back at them for making sit in that booster seat!

About 900 words.
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I can never tell where to end these things lol.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Much love,
SharkBait.