That Moment When You Enter A Restaurant And A Waiter/Waitress Suddenly Pops Out Of Nowhere..
"Would You Like A Table ? "
Im Like...
"No shit ass, I Just came To Eat On The Ground. Carpet For 5 Please" =@ =$ ._."
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Me And My Bestie At A Restaurant..
"YOU ASK !
"NO ! YOU ASK !
Please just Ask ! "
Why Cant You Do It !!"
"FINE ! ...Can we have some Ketchup Please ? " =3 =D
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A Waitress's Problem...
"Im In A Rush.."
"Yes..Lemme Speed Up The Coookin' Process For You "
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I WONDER HOW ...
Having A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Is Like...
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Oh i Know xD ..
It's Like Having A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool. XD
Man that Was Just....Ew ?
Lol.
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How Cool Would That Be IF...
Nature Runs A Place Called "KARMA" Where People Wont Need To Order Anything..People Would Just Automatically Get What They Deserve... ;D +_+
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