Couple for Hire [Shourtney]

Author's Note and Prologue

Hey there, you guys, gals, and non-binary pals! My name's Amy, I'm an 18-year-old communication student from the Philippines who has a deep love for frozen yogurt. I guess that's the best way you can describe me, but I am also a fanfiction writer for Smosh!

I began writing fanfictions (some even in class) back in February 2020, a.k.a. before the world went into its sudden collapse. Since then, I've had eight books, which are as follows!

1. A Wrench in the Gears [Damien Haas]
- Damien Haas falls in love with reporter Jade Greene whom he meets in a stuck elevator, only to discover they'll be working together on a collaborative project. Somehow, destiny works perfectly for them.
- Damien x OC (Jade Greene)
- 2200+ words per chapter
- 25 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue

2. See You at Seven [Shayne Topp]
- After dying and arriving at the purgatory called the Middle, Shayne Topp teams up with renegade lawyer Alex McConnell to save the afterlife and falls in love with her in the process.
- Shayne x OC (Alex McConnell)
- 2200-3200+ words per chapter
- 15 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue

3. The Three Laws of Motion [Damien Haas, Shayne Topp, and Ian Hecox]
- Three Smosh boys with fifteen different short stories of falling in love with the reader.
- Damien x Reader, Shayne x Reader, Ian x Reader
- 2200+ words per chapter
- 15 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue

4. Almost, But Not Quite [Damien Haas]
- By using an app of 90s style communication, Damien Haas falls in love with his neighbor Jade Greene, who happens to be on the other side of the screen. Both of them have no idea they're talking to one another.
- Damien x OC (Jade Greene)
- 3000+ words per chapter
- 20 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue, 1 epilogue
- If you're new to my books, this is a good starter! This is also my favorite out of all I've written.

5. Here's To Us [Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller]
- Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller get married drunk and spend an entire year fixing their mistake, not knowing they would fall in love with each other in the process.
- Shayne x Courtney (Shourtney)
- 2200+ words per chapter
- 20 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue, 1 epilogue
- If you're new to my books, this is a good starter! This one's my most popular and also my favorite.

6. When The Clock Ticks [Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller]
- After being given their death dates, Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller spend their last days on Earth doing everything they've always wanted to do.
- Shayne x Courtney
- 2200+ words per chapter
- 12 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue, 1 epilogue

7. Somewhere Else [Damien Haas]
- Stuck in Japan because of problematic visa issues, former high school lovers Damien Haas and Jade Greene team up to resolve their transportation conflicts as well as their unfinished high school relationship grievances.
- Damien x OC (Jade Greene)
- 2200+ words per chapter
- 14 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue, 1 epilogue

8. Girl Stellar [Shourtney]
- When Courtney Miller, the Realm's Head of Soulmates, sees that she failed to assign a soulmate to a certain human, she's gone to Earth to find a solution and make sure that Shayne Topp, the Mistake, ends up happy without a soulmate one way or another.
- Shayne x Courtney
- 3000+ words per chapter
- 12 chapters, 2 author's notes, 1 prologue, 1 epilogue

9. Generally Speaking [Smosh x Reader oneshots]
- This book is a compilation of Smosh x Reader oneshots! It's ongoing and you may send requests through the author's note at the start of the chapter.
- Smosh cast and crew x Reader
- 2200+ words per oneshot
- 1 author's note, 7 oneshots (so far)

You may also know me as @/shourtney.longknee from Instagram! However, I am very much inactive there (despite still responding to messages), but you can still check it out for Smosh x Zodiac and Shourtney memes!