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Truth or Dare (part 1)

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2:29 am

gayco: pansy and blaise 

gayco: i need your assistance

gayco: now

gayco: right now

gayco: guys

gayco: i have the best idea

zabini: draco go to sleep its literally 2 am 

gayco: shh blaise

gayco: wheres pansy

zabini: probably in the forbidden forest fighting a centaur

gayco: honestly i don't doubt that

pansyispanforhermione: i feel attacked

gayco: THERE YOU ARE.

pansyispanforhermione: shh

pansyispanforhermione: so you needed me?

gayco: yes

gayco: i have an idea

zabini: goodnight.

gayco: NO BLAISE 

gayco: COME BACK

zabini: what do you want

gayco: okay

gayco: wanna play truth or dare after dinner tomorrow?

pansyispanforhermione has changed her username to TorD_GOD.

TorD_GOD: yes.

zabini: its too late for me to process your username

gayco: same

gayco: anyways

gayco: so we only have three people

zabini: at this point you're just stating the obvious. i thought you were supposed to be smart?

gayco: shut up blaise

gayco: anyways

gayco: i was thinking

TorD_GOD: maybe you could think about starting to send one text instead of multiple with the same meaning

zabini: wow, i'm agreeing with pansy. what a once in a lifetime moment.

gayco: whatever

gayco: so

gayco: i was thinking

TorD_GOD: aHEM

gayco: IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME I WILL NOT STOP SENDING MULTIPLE TEXTS.

zabini: i'm tearing up. what a beautiful moment.

zabini: pansy, are you seeing this right now?

TorD_GOD: yes, i am. i'm crying too

TorD_GOD: he finally sent one text with one meaning!

TorD_GOD: i need to savour this for a second. 

gayco: istg 

gayco: okay

gayco: i was saying

TorD_GOD: draco, please. for our sake. it's 2:30 in the morning, and blaise and i cannot process your fast typing and multiple texts. 

zabini: i'm starting to like pansy

TorD_GOD: wow that's surprising

zabini: i know right

gayco: okay stop interrupting me plz

TorD_GOD: okay fine

zabini: i'm only agreeing because i'm tired and i want to get this conversation over with

gayco: okay so i was thinking maybe we could play in the room of requirement and invite granger weasle and pottah

Tord_GOD: 1. i'm fine with granger coming ;) 2. BLAISE DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT I THINK I'M GOING TO START CRYING

gayco: 1. i'm fine with pottah ;) 2. SHUT UP PANSY

zabini: 1. can you two stop being gay for one second 2. PANSY I KNOW I'M GONNA CRY 3. add me back to this in the morning

zabini has left the chat

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IM SORRY THIS IS SO CRAPPY ILL HAVE AN ACTUAL CHAPTER SOON AND ALSO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO UPLOAD