Y/n drAnk wHat noW?

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°° Karasuno GC °°
Daichi , Suga , Kiyoko and Y/n are
Online

Yeetusleetus:
Yo guys I drank hand sanitizer
Shit wrong GC-

Kiyoko:
Y/N YOU DID WHAT?!

Daichi:
I-

Sugawara:
Y/N-

Kiyoko:
Y/n what the fuck-
Why tf would you do
That?! I-

Yeetusleetus:
It- it was an accident?

Daichi:
Tell us the truth
or else Kiyoko will
Go to your house and
Send you to an therapist.

Yeetusleetus:
Shit- No therapist pls-
So liek- What happened was
I was being a dumbass lol

Kiyoko:
I'm sending you
To an therapist. You're
Therapy starts on Monday.

Yeetusleetus:
KIYOKO NO PLEASE
I DONT WANT A THERAPIST
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
ITS TORTURE

Kiyoko:
No❤ Therapy starts on
Monday.

Sugawara:
Y'know I can totally
Help you with your
Problems!

Yeetusleetus:
YES SUGAWARA COULD BE
MY THERAPIST PLEASE

Kiyoko:
Fine , Suga
Please help y/n
With her personal
Problems.

Daichi:
Wait- Its good
To call you y/n, right?

Yeetusleetus:
Yeah bro its totally fine lol

Kiyoko:
Wait y/n send then
A beautiful photo of
Yourself so the don't
Think you're a pedo

Yeetusleetus:
Ew ok

Daichi:
I can't wait to
See your face , y/n :D

Sugawara:
Same!

Yeetusleetus:
[Insert beautiful picture
Of yourself :D]

Daichi:
I-

Sugawara:
Woah-

Kiyoko:
I suddenly Turned
lesbian again.

Yeetusleetus:
Lol that wasn't even my best

Daichi:
So you're telling me
You have better pics?!

Daichi saved a photo
Sugawara saved a photo
Kiyoko saved a photo

Yeetusleetus:
I-
Yo I think the hand sanitizer
Is taking effect i-

Kiyoko:
Sometimes , I forget
You're a dumb bitch.

Yeetusleetus:
Ouch :'(
But like , I think ima
Die lol

Yamaguchi is online

Yamaguchi:
Hello! Oh hello y/n!
Woah you look-

Yamaguchi saved a picture

Yamaguchi:

Oh and y/n! Please
Don't drink hand sanitizer!
Its bad for you! :(

Yeetusleetus:
Omg bby❤💝💘💛💚💙💗💖❤💕💓💜

Daichi:
So we gonna ignore
That y/n is dying?

Yeetusleetus:
Lol yeah I'm being taken
To a hospital by B/n right now

Daichi:
B/n?

Kiyoko:
Y/n's brother.

Daichi:
Ohh ok

Yeetusleetus:
Lmao my brother just
scolded me cause I
drank hand sanitizer again

Daichi:
Again?

Kiyoko:
Again?

Sugawara:
Again?

Yamaguchi:
Again?

Yeetusleetus:
Shit

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