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Suga being therapist

Private chat with Sugawara
Y/n changed Sugawara's username to
'MyCuteTherapist'

MyCuteTherapist:
I-

Yeetusleetus:
Should I rant my problems now? Lol

MyCuteTherapist:
Go ahead!

Yeetusleetus:
Okay so my first problem is
my parents like bru they control
my life like I told them to
and they told me to be better and shit
but like , they know I'm a idiot
A fucking dumbass
But also my mom told me yesterday
that she's gonna put me back into her womb
And I was like- "GO AHEAD! PUT ME BACK
YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD
I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN OR SHIT
YOU AND DAD LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH
YOU GUYS HAD SEX AND THEN YOU GAVE BIRTH
TO MY BROTHER WHO CAME OUT PERFECTLY FINE
AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT THAT HE NEEDED
A SISTER SO YOU GUYS FUCKED AGAIN
AND AFTER NINE MONTHS YOU HAD ME
I CAME OUT PERFECTLY UGLY
SO YEAH PUT ME THE FUCK BACK"
I wanted to yell at her so fucking bad
but I have this shit called self control.
And then there goes my father. Walking
out in my life like it was nothing.
And my mother! Who broke the wall i
built for like idk many years! And she broke
it like it was already broken and she opened the
door I made like it was already opened! I locked it.
I didn't open it for anybody. Except Shimizu.
And then there goes my mother.
Who broke the wall and opened the door.
She walked out like it was an open door!
But I had my brother. B/n.
He was the only one to be there for me.
Okay I'm done now :D

MyCuteTherapist:
I- Y/n.. You need professional
Help.. I think I'm not suitable
For your problems..

Yeetusleetus:
Nonono! Its okay , I can keep
This to myself lol

MyCuteTherapist:
Are you really okay , Y/n?

Yeetusleetus:
Well if having s breakdown every
single day is okay , then yes lol

MyCuteTherapist:
I- This is staying between
Me, Kiyoko, and you, alright?

Yeetusleetus:
Lol ok :D