A/N: Okay, so I just realized I don't know if dyslexia applies to writing as well as reading. If so, assume he's typing in Ancient Greek and it is translating, apart from the occasional word he has to type in English because it isn't a word in Ancient Greek.
Hacker's Friend
I think I just saw you.
Like, this red and blue spandex dude doing flips and such.
Peter
They weren't pointless flips.
I was doing it to stop the... was it a monster?
Hacker's Friend
I'd say.
Maybe even a hydra.
JUST KIDDING!
Peter
No, no.
I think you're right.
That's why it kept growing heads whenever I cut one off.
Maybe Hydra sent a hydra.
That would be crazy.
Maybe they changed a lizard's genes or something.
Also, I saw this guy fighting it with a baseball bat.
He looked my age.
Pretty dumb, right?
Hacker's Friend
Yeah.
Totally dumb.
So, how did you end up beating it?
Peter
That's the thing!
The guy said something and another guy came, and...
I'm still processing it.
I think he was covered in lighter fluid, lit himself on fire, and attacked all the heads.
Then I blinked, and there was golden dust on the street, and the two guys were gone.
I feel really bad.
That one guy sacrificed himself to save everyone.
Hacker's Friend
Don't beat yourself up over it.
It was his choice.
And maybe he's okay.
Heck, maybe he does that on a daily basis just to surprise people.
And maybe... he had a suit under it that protected him.
Like a second skin.
Peter
Thanks, but that's a lot of 'maybe's.
Hacker's Friend
Maybe I'm right about it, though.
I might know more than you think.
Peter
Oh god. Were you the one who lit himself on fire?
Hacker's Friend
No! I would never do anything that stupid!
It's not like I drank fire at one point.
I'm not as dumb as that dude.
Peter
Drank fire?
How do you even do that?
I guess you were telling the truth when you said you didn't do that.
Hacker's Friend
Yes. Yes I was.
Are you going to try to find out more about the two dudes?
Peter
Great idea!
I'm working on it now.
Hacker's Friend
No! Horrible idea!
What if...
If...
Oh, I got it! What if they are part of Hydra!
Peter
You really think so?
Hacker's Friend
Um, of course!
They are probably horrible dudes!
Peter
Oh.
I guess.
Hacker's Friend
Well, sorry but I got to go.
I have to talk to one of my bros.
Right now.
Bye!
Peter
Bye.
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Percy Texts the Avengers
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