A/N: So, Chapter 10 and Chapter 11 are both at 69 reads... I kind of want someone to explain that joke to me, but also don't, because I might regret it. ANYWAY, separate from that, the first chapter has 117 reads! Golly gazoolas, 117 people who have read that chapter (or maybe some are repeats. Probably most of them, but I don't care). I just wanted to say thank you to my readers, although sometimes I get a little annoyed when the author of a story gets all sappy and has this long, long paragraph before they get to the story, so I'm going to end it here. Anyway, thanks!
Leo
So, my fans, anything you would like to ask me today?
Questions? Comments on my beautiful physique?
Do you know how hard that was to type with dyslexia?
Peter
You have dyslexia?
How do you do the whole texting thing?
Leo
It's not ALWAYS that bad.
Sometimes I fare pretty well.
Also, I installed this cool thing on all of our group's phones to help deal with it.
But right now I'm working on mine.
Making it better.
Putting new words in that weren't in there before.
Peter
Woah, that's cool.
You can do that?
I mean.
I know Tony Stark and all, and he's pretty good. Also Ned.
Oh, sorry Ned.
I didn't mean to spill your identity.
I, Peter Parker, hereby apologize to Ned Leeds for revealing his identity.
Oh, squidlydidly.
I spilled his last name.
Leo
I suggest you stop talking before you mess this up further.
Right now, you messing up almost worse then Percy.
Oh, Ares's flaming underpants.
I messed up.
Let's ignore that.
I meant Incompetent.
Peter
Oh, so Incompetent is Percy?
Cool, cool.
Filing this information for later.
Leo
Oh, schist.
YOU ARE READING
Percy Texts the Avengers
FanfictionThis is my first story, so please don't judge. Also, I own neither Percy Jackson nor the Avengers. Basically, this is a wrong number fanfic, but with Percy Jackson, not just spiderson and Irondad or something like that. Feel free to comment, but I d...
