Again, I'm sorry if you know me irl
I have like 3 people here that know me ➖➖💧
Dabi: Nani the fu-
Norman: *Bursts through the wall*
Gon: who is this bitch?
Norman: WATER BREATHING 2ND FORM
Norman: *takes out Tanjiro's sword and stabs Dabi in the crotch*
Dabi: NO MY FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG
Gon: yeah right ur not even 3 inches -_-
*everybody gasps*
Norman: *slowly takes ear out of pocket*
Sebastian: is that a fricking ear?
Norman: watch. *throws ear and gon and dabi*
Gon: ....
Gon and dabi: *explodes*
Sebastian: omg Norman you're so strong wanna get married?
Norman: ̶I'̶m ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶y ̶b̶u̶t ̶I ̶h̶a̶v̶e ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d ̶a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r.
𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝💀💀
Norman: sure let's get married at hot topic
time skip to hot topic🧚♀️
Sebastian: should I get, the black choker, or the white fishnet stockings?
Norman: mm the fishnet stockings
???: Bassy?
Sebastian knew that voice. It was the voice of his previous master............................................. Grell
Sebastian: y-yes master?
Grell: oh, you don't have to call me that anymore bassy, I have a new butler.
A small child stepped out from behind grell.
Sebastian: c-ciel?!
Oh how the tables have turned💀
Norman: who's the kid?
Ciel: I'm Sebastian's ex..
Norman: ah I remember my ex...
Oh Nagito I will never forgive you...
Nagito: Did I hear my name?
Nagito had a sly grin on his face and he was holding a bottle of white Gatorade.
Norman: Hey! I thought I told you to never show your face in Ikebukuro ever again!!
Nagito: it's not my fault I had my period in your underwear
Norman: it was my only pair, so I went 3 weeks without underwear and I got crotch rot!!
Grell: is it gone? I'll check.
Grell giggled as she started pulling down Normans pants.
Norman: *Slaps grell* You Pervert!!
Grell: How rude! You must NEVER hit a lady!
Grell Sassyly turned her head and her hair whipped Norman in the face.
Sebastian: uhm.... I enjoy the company, but me and my fiance were in the middle of getting married..?
Lmao what even is this💃
YOU ARE READING
Gon X Sebastian X Dabi X Norman X Ciel X Grell X Nagito X Monokuma
FanfictionNo no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors; That's not polite😒
