Reincarnation: From Commonplace to the King of Heroes

Cal Mira

Gil's POV
Gil: *yawn* I haven't gotten that kind of workout in a while. Get some rest, you two.
Yua/Raphtalia: A-actually....
Raphtalia: You go first, okaa-sama
Yua: N-no, you go first.

Raphtalia: eto....c-an we share a bed tonight...?
Her face turned into a darker shade of red
Yua: *blush* M-me too!

Gil smiles wryly
Gil: What am I going to do with you two?...fine you can sleep with me tonight.
Raphtalia/Yua: YES!

He entered Kayden's room and found noone there
Gil: Hey Kay- oh right he's not back yet.
He heard water splashing in the golden bath
Gil: Or not, I guess he's back after all.

Gil knocks on the door to the large bath
Gil: Hey Kayden, you there?
No response...
Gil: Kayden?
Still no response....
Gil: Oh sh*t, did someone sneak into my house?!

He slams the door open to see Kayden submerged in water
Gil: sh*t, did he drown himself?!
Gil pulls Kayden out of the bath
Gil: You good, Kayden?
Kayden: zzzzz, *Snort* uh what...
Gil:.....you fell asleep in the bath...?
Kayden: ugh, my head... technically.... Yeah....
Gil could Feel Kayden's Tense Energy and haven't calmed down.
Gil: Did someone piss you off again? You are emitting so much mana right now.
Kayden: even Though I'm Having a BEAUTY SLEEP AND THE METHOD IS NOT WORKING, I ALREADY DRINK NEARLY 19 PEPSI AND I HAVENT CALM DOWN EVER SINCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!
Kayden Stomp and cause a Crater and Pants a lot of times.
Kayden: how could she do this to me....

Gil rewinded time on the ground and fixed the crater
Gil: Now calm down. Maybe this will help you relax.
He opens the GoB, a pair of robotic hands reached out and starts to give Kayden a massage on his shoulders, Then It broke Into Pieces.
Kayden: I Don't have Stiff Muscles...
Gil: Damn, that's gonna take a lot of time to repair. Wait...you said "she", you don't mean Myn- Bitch, do you?
Kayden Heard the Word "Bitch" and his Left Red Eye Glow Red and Flies off and crashes every place like an Angry Ping Pong Ball.
Gil: STOP WRECKING MY HOUSE YOU IMBECILE!!!
Kayden Stopped as he Felt Headache.
Kayden: It Hurt! Not again... even i had Full Energy Shield and Hp...
Gil takes out a green bean from the GoB and throws it at Kayden
Gil: Here, have a senzu bean. Maybe that will make you feel better.
Kayden ate it and only does 1% make himself a bit better.
Kayden: *Pant 5x and Check Time*
3:01 AM

Kayden: I Only Slept 2 Hours..... And yet my urge to blow off my energy... I can't wait to go to Cal Mira for this... but... It's too early... even my voice is cracking... i can't sleep at all right now...
Gil: *sigh* Yeah...I'm sorry Kayden, I already fed you the best medicine I got. Looks like Cal Mira is the best treatment for you.
Kayden: For the First Time.. I got Seriously poisoned, By a Goddamn Love Potion..

Gil heard it and tried his best to hold his laugh
Kayden: what..
Gil: You-you are telling me....*pfft* you...*tries to hold his laugh* all this....was caused by a love potion? *WHEEZE* BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kayden: .......
Kayden Pulls out a Blackhole Grenade
Gil: W-wait! Kayden, let's not be rash right now!
Kayden: you..... You..... you have no idea what i have been through tonight.... And yet... you laughed at me?
Kayden Places More 100 Blackhole Grenades.
Kayden: I've never tried this... but... it's enough to erase this world...
Gil: Kayden....think of Filo, think of Naofumi! THINK OF MY GODDAMN SISTER!

A Phone Alarm By Pepsiman
G-Phone Alarm: Pepsiman!!
Kayden Halt and all hundreds of blackhole grenades disappeared.
Kayden: pe-pepsi!!
Kayden's Rage Reduce to 25% and Listen to this music and sit down. Gold Experience Requiem Quickly Changes his Dress to Normal.
Gil: D-did Pepsi seriously save my life?
Kayden was drinking pepsi for a few seconds.
Kayden: I Felt a bit relaxed but.. My body was still urged to be released. *Yawn* this music... makes me a bit easier for now..
Then Kayden Leans on the Pillar and falls asleep.
Kayden: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....