Reincarnation: From Commonplace to the King of Heroes

Date with Tiona and Freya/Operation Grim Reaper

Gil-"......."
Mordred/Android 21-"......."

Gil-"I didn't know you two could sing, how long have you been doing this?"
Android 21-"About.......2 months?"
Gil-"alright, how do you explain the karaoke machine?"
Android 21-"I made it, we are running out of things to do in this world you know?!"
Gil-"*sigh* Just....try not to stay up too late"

Mordred-"M-master...?"
Gil-"hm?"
Mordred-"C-can I move into your room?"
Gil-"Wait what?!"
Mordred-"I can't sleep alone!"
Gil-"hm?"
He came to a realization
"*sly smile* Is my little Mordred scared of the dark"
Mordred-"*blush* N-no! Of course not! They must never find out that father is still reading bedtime stories to me....."

Gil-"*chuckles* I'm just joking, you can stay in my room"
Mordred-"YES!"
Little did he know, that decision would cause him a lot of trouble later on

Gil and Mordred goes back to his room and laid down, they fell asleep in each other's embrace.

The next day.......

Tiona-"Hmph!"
Gil-"Tiona, for the 30th time, I'm sorry for neglecting you these past few days!"
Tiona-"Then make it up to me!"
Gil-"How?"
Tiona-"From now on, I'm sleeping together with you and Mordred! Also, take me out on a date!"
Gil-"....if that's what you want. Jesus Christ, she could've just told me she was jealous"

Tiona-"Hehe, let me get changed!"
She started to walk back to her room, then remembered something
"Oh that's right, muwa!"
She kissed him on the cheek and ran to her room

Gil stood there for a moment and touched his cheek where Tiona kissed him
Gil-*chuckles*
He shook his head

Gil felt a poke on his back, he turned around and see Saber looking at him with a sly smile
Saber-"Doing well eh, girl magnet?"
Gil-"*blush* don't.....call me that"
Saber-"*laughs* Anyways, I don't know if you noticed or not but...there had been a lot of......uninvited guests lately"
Gil-"What do you mean?"
Saber-"Well....."

Flashback......
Civilian-"H-hiiiiii! Don't kill me!"
Dark elf lancer-"Tell me where Gilgamesh lives!"
Citizen-"I-I don't know!"
Dark elf lancer-"Tch, useless human. Die!"

Saber got there just in time and parried the blow
Saber-"Seriously, the f*ck are you two doing?! And is that a lancer?"
Civilian-"....yes"
Saber-"Ima kill him"
Civilian-"Wha?"
Saber-"You are not gonna get this but I just finished working through some really heavy nonsense with another guy"
Fate/Zero Kiritsugu and Gilgamesh flashbacks
"so I'm gonna take it out on lancer"

She summons the Excalibur in its invisible form

Dark elf lancer-"wait wha-"
His head fell off before he even knew it

Flashback ends

Gil-"Dark elves huh?"
He glared
"We will discuss this when I get back"

Tiona-"I'm done~ let's go!"