smut :: luke hemmings

3 - it's too dirty

*im gonna go ahead and tell you guys lukeys intentions are good :-)*

Jordan: I'm on tumblr, what do I do now?

Robert: remember smut? Tumblr has a ton of it ;-)

Jordan: why did you do a winky?

Robert: you'll see sweetheart, ok I usually just read the ones that aren't about anyone but you can pick whoever you want to read it about. You could do Luke from 5sos if you want?

Jordan: okay I'll do him, but I don't really understand what this is

Robert: just search Luke Hemmings smut :-)

Jordan: okie dokie

Robert: have you found it yet? It's been a while

Jordan: no I didn't find anything

Robert: yes you did

Jordan: why would you show me this Robert?

Robert: you don't like it? :(

Jordan: idk it's just so sexual

Robert: that's ok, that's the point lol

Jordan: so do you read this about girl celebrities? I'm confused

Robert: sure, hey what is the one you're reading about?

Jordan: Luke and this girl are best friends then they start doing things

Robert: you know you can pretend you're the girl

Jordan: ummmmm no!

Robert: why not? Lol

Jordan: because that's just weird, oh gosh it's weird

Robert: I'm sure Luke wouldn't care, he'd probably think you're beautiful

Jordan: nope, he felt bad for me. And you don't even know what I look like Robert! :-)

Robert: he didn't feel bad for you

Jordan: yes he did, I could see it in his eyes

Robert: well I think you should still read smut

Jordan: it's kind of weird that we're talking about this, isn't this something someone would read in private?

Robert: why would it need to be private Jordan? Something it makes you wanna do? ;)

Jordan: Robert!!!

Robert: don't be shy sweetheart, I'd be lying if I said I didn't do it too

Jordan: you're embarrassing me so much aghhhhhhjh

Robert: tell me more about the one you're reading

Jordan: no it's too dirty

Robert: I'm sure I've read worse

Jordan: really?

Robert: really lol, I told you I like smut

Robert: I'm sort of obsessed with it, that's why I showed you

Jordan: you're funny :-) It is kind of interesting

Robert: I'm actually very awkward in person :)

Jordan: no I'm awkward, I can barely look at people let alone talk

Robert: why is that?

Jordan: idk

Robert: if we met, could you look at me?

Jordan: I barely know you! You're a stranger haha

Robert: I know, but maybe one day when we've gotten closer :-)

Jordan: you're very optimistic

Robert: it makes everything so much better :-)

Jordan: idk hey I'll talk to you tomorrow

Robert: Is everything ok?

Jordan: yes :-)

Robert: ok. I just wanna tell you that you can tell me anything Jordan, you can talk to me :-)

Jordan: I am talking to you

Robert: I know, I just mean if you ever need to talk to someone about anything I'm here for you

Jordan: you're in another country and I'm already becoming closer to you than I am to any of my friends here

Robert: you're very sweet Jordan, I want us to be good friends

Jordan: you promise you're 18? I really hope you aren't lying

Robert: I promise, I'd send you a picture but I'm not the most confident guy lol

Jordan: that's ok Robert, I'm never showing you my face :-)

Robert: hopefully you'll change your mind one day :-)

Jordan: only if you do :-)

Robert: maybeeee :-)

Jordan: goodnight :-)

Robert: goodnight sweetheart :-)

Jordan: :-)

Robert: :-)

Jordan: stop it Robert, I'm trying to go to sleep!!

Robert: you keep doing the face with me!!!

Jordan: stop, you're making me laugh! :-) goodnight!

Robert: I'll text you tomorrow sweetheart :-)

*so innocent aw*