A r t M u s e u m

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Heylo !

Damien ? Why are you texting me ? Aren't you supposed to be on a date with Hayley ?

Um, yes ? I am on the date..

And you are talking to me ?!

I am supposed to be texting you..you can go back and check..you said you would help me..

Huh ? Oh..OH..yeah..so, what's going on ?

Well, we are in the Museum Cafe..

Okay..did you guys see the paintings ? Tell me you took her to see the paintings and did not come directly to the cafe..

Um..

Damien Sparrow !

Well, we um, saw a few paintings..when we entered..and then came directly to the cafe..

Okay. When did you enter the museum ?

Um, 4:05, I guess..

4:05 ?! Tell me you're joking..it's only been 5 minutes and you're already at the Cafe ?!

What ?! It was boring..she went to the paintings, started oogling at them, and then said, "Wow ! This is awesome !" I mean, come on ! She even said wow to a disgusting painting of a pig.

Wait really ?

Yeah ! Can you believe her ?!

No. I mean, who keeps a disgusting painting of a pig in an art museum..?

Hotline Girl !

Okay. Okay. Try to talk to her..

What do I say ?

Um, ask her how she's doing ? Ask her about her hobbies, her likes and dislikes..come on, you flirt like a pro..show some of your skills..

Okay. Wait, you think I flirt like a pro..? ;)

Eww..that's it..I'm outta here..

;) ;)

Go on. Please. Talk to her. God !

Fine. Whatever.

Okay. Now, go. Bye.

Bye..

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