dad
hey my prince.. papa and i are gonna go on a date tonight.. do you mind having pizza for dinner?
zayn
that's fine dad. is it okay if h stays the night?
dad
we need to talk about that actually.
zayn
what? you guys don't like harrie?
dad
we adore her zayn. it's just, she's been over a lot and when she comes you've been closing your door. we just want to now if theirs anything going on between you two.
zayn
no dad. she's just my best friend.
dad
your best friend with a nice body. she's not young anymore son.
zayn
dad!
dad
im just saying. please wear protection at all times.
zayn
can we stop talking about this please?
dad
only if you promise me that you'll wear protection. it's not just teenage pregnancy that could happen son. you can get an std.
zayn
yes dad. i promise to always wear protection now can we drop this?
dad
yes my prince. your father and i just love you and want to protect you.
zayn
i love you too dad.
dad
alright.. we'll see you later tonight before we head out okay?
zayn
sure thing.
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gc between harrie, zendaya, nessa, ari, cindy, and niall
nessa
may we ask what's going on between you and zee harrie?
zendaya
yeah. what's up with that?
harrie
nothing. we're just hanging.
ari
oh come on. it can't just be the two of you hanging out all day long.
harrie
i don't know what to tell you guys. we just get high and watch scary movies. that's all.
niall
it's true. i thought something was going on between the two but they're honestly boring as fuck.
cindy
lame. i thought you two were bone-ing for sure.
harrie
nope. we just enjoy hanging out. besides, you guys know dylan and i are fuck buddies.
niall
i completely forgot.
ari
that's still going on?
nessa
dude, we thought that ended weeks ago.
harrie
nope. i still give him the 'you up.' text every now and then.
nessa
what's gonna happen once one of you get in a relationship.
harrie
we're friends.. we both agreed once one of us likes someone we'll remain friends. nothing to cry over.
niall
so neither one of you caught feeling for the other?
harrie
dylan's hot, yeah, but i couldn't see myself with him like that.
nessa
you two are the only people in history that could do that. everyone else catch feelings.
harrie
the key is to never agree to be fwb with someone who you already have feeling for, your best friend, or someone you kinda like. dylan isn't someone i had feelings for, i never liked him like that, and we're far from best friends. it's a win-win.
cindy
you two are dirty dogs but i love it.
harrie
i am rolling my eyes at you 🙄
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