snicker nicker

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Tomato Goku: hey guys i need ur help

Angy lemon: What did you do this time?

Spit milk: Ok so you guys wouldn't believe this.

Pinkachu: whats up?

Sera: we're listening.

Trash man: 👂

Spit milk: ok so me and Blyke went to a pet shop today and..

Tomato Goku: ...we ended up getting this raccoon but have no idea how to take care of it.

Angy lemon: Okay, out of all the animals you could've gotten why did you get a raccoon?
Angy lemon: Why did you decide to get a per raccoon in the first place? Isn't that against school rules?

Spit milk: None of the staff have to know, that's why we're keeping it a secret within this gc.
Spit milk: also we were tired of being the only ones around and decided to have some children running around too, yknow?

Tomato Goku: ^^

Angy lemon: That still doesn't answer one of my questions but alright.

Pinkachu: way to keep occupation, congrats!
Pinkachu: what did you decide to name the raccoon anyways?

Spit milk: ok don't laugh guys

Tomato Goku: but we've decided to name them Snicker
(A/N: it's beautiful, thanks lazshirfry)

Trash man: you forgot to say "No homo"

Sera: not to judge or anything but that's kinda gay

Pinkachu: guys Stop, let them be productive for once okay?
Pinkachu: it's also really cute to see them raising an animal as there child uwu

Angy lemon:
Angy lemon: I'm telling Headmaster Vaughn.

Angy lemon has left the chat

Spit milk: wait no-
Spit milk: N O—

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