A/N: Old script!
Created: 10/7/18
Published: 10/11/20
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Squid Squad: Metalopod
Alternate titles:
Squid Squad Metalopod but im scared of ikkan
Squid Squad but each appearance of ikkan bass boosts and distorts
Squid Squad but ikkan can kick my ass
Squid Squad but Ichiya doesn't sing right
Squid Squad but Namida puns
Squid Squad but it's Ichikkanya/Ichikaya/Ichikkan gay ship
Squid Squad but each time Ikkan speaks it's text to speech
Squid Squad but im scared of ichiya's edge
Squid Squad but Murasaki is cute dont hurt him
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Ichiya: We made a really good concert, Squid Squad! Rockin' it OUT!
Namida: Yeah! My synthenizer's the best!
Ichiya: It sure is, Namida! Hey Murasaki, how much drumming did you give for our freshest songs ever?!
Murasaki: MY ALL, ICHIYA! MY ALL!!!
Ichiya: Right on! And Ikkan, how long did you rip that bass with your awesome bare hands?!
Ikkan: ...
Ichiya: Uh... Ikkan? Helloooo??? Buddy???
Ikkan: ...
Namida: Aww, what's up?
Ichiya: It's alright, he's silent-
Ikkan: Metalopod.
Ichiya: Whoa-hoho! That was a pretty awesome word, what?!
Ikkan: Rock. Metal. Voice.
Ichiya: ...Ahehe... What do ya mean?
Ikkan: Death. Vocal. Bass.
Murasaki: I'm scared...
Ichiya: Soooo, are you saying you wanna do a rap battle? I'm a rockstar, dude, I play guitar and not metal, I can't- nGyAh!
Ikkan: *grabbed Ichiya by the shirt h a r d c o r e* Song. Metal. Me.
Ichiya: H-Help me, guys...! He's being rough!
Namida: So you wanna get a metallic drumset for Murasaki?
Murasaki: Do you wanna splat us all on battle and sing with Ichiya and Namida?!
Ikkan: *w a l ks c l os e t o w i l d c h i l d *
Murasaki: UHhhhHhhhh...?!
Ikkan: Close enough. *drops Ichiya*
Ichiya: Ow!
Namida: Ikkan, that wasn't nice! What are you up to?!
Ikkan: *wears bass*
Ichiya: *rubs head* Ahh...
Ikkan: *p l a y s *
Ichiya|Namida|Murasaki: * g i v i n g attention*
Ikkan: *takes Ichiya's mic stand w/ mic*
Ichiya: Hey, that's my-!
Ikkan: *L O U D E RR*
WE'RE GONNA BATTLE
BATTLE INTO THE DARK
YOU GOTTA YOU GOTTA
YOU GOTTA GO ON
*walks one step to the curtains*
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BEING BEAT TO POUT ON THOSE PEEPS
YOU GOTTA DO THAT
*reveals e d g y clothes*
POW POW POW!
POW POW POW!
[montage while ikkan performs]
Ichiya: *wearing bLaCk w/ rEd bAndAna* Huh?!
Ikkan: YES YOU GOTTA SPLAT BACK
YOU ALL GOTTA DO IT
YOU ARE READING
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