Peter
I'm back!
Ned
You're not dead!
Peter
Of course I'm not
Ned
What makes you so sure you wouldn't be?
I wasn't
Peter
Ned
Don't you trust me to handle myself?
Ned
No
Peter
What?!
I am completely offended
Come at me (งᗒ ʖ̯ᗕ)ง
Ned
Okay, fine
If thats how you want to play it.
You got stabbed and almost bled to death
Peter
But I was saving people's lives
Ned
That's good
But you're too selfless
Peter
I consider being selfless a good thing
Ned
It is
But you can have too much of anything.
What you call "selfless" has turned into "I don't care about dying as long as I can save a kitten"
Peter
But it wasn't a kitten
And kittens din't deserve to die
*Don't
Ned
Have you ever considered what would happen if you did die?
If you died for one random person
Then everyone else wouldn't have a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man to save them
And what about me?
And MJ?
And Aunt May!
Peter
...
You win this one
Ned
Good
Peter
What did I miss in school today?
Ned
Nothing much
Just a super important Chemistry test that is a major portion of our grade
Peter
Crap! O~O
I will have to make that up after school tomorrow
Ned
Did you even study for it?
Peter
....
No
But I don't need to. Chemistry is easy
Ned
Wow
Thanks for being humble to all of us actual teenage human brains here
Peter
Sorry •_•
Ned
*sigh*
It's fine
Peter
Well, I 'm gonna go out on Patrol now.
And my stab wounds much better btw
Ned
Peter?
Just don't make me go through that twice in a row
Peter
Okay
And guess what I spent my precious time doing just for you?
Ned
What?
Peter
I installed a tracker in FABAE for you
You just need to do the same thing to see it like what you did with my phone tracker.
Ned
Well, that's something at least
I feel a bit better now about you going out tonight
Peter
Good!
Cause I've been sitting in my suit on a building for a few minutes now
Ned
(ಠĹ̯ಠ)
Peter
gtg
Burglary in progress
Ttyl
:)
A/N: I don't have much to say. So, without further ado...
Thanks ya'll! Have a good life!
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